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I know, she has all the gear but is at the age where she fucking knows everything

tracksuit and trainers....

Cheers, still 2 to go according to the Dr but feeling much better for it already.

Your efforts at banter seem to be a bit limited to the same topic don't they

As I understand it she can do her A1 now A2 at 19 and A 2 years after her A2.

That will be the aids kicking in.

you ex fat fuck ... well done

3 stone sounds some good going, well done .

how long before she can do her test for a bigger bike ?

Just been outside servicing Shadows CB125F. Very easy and therapeutic to do. Valve clearances are still in spec at 9000 miles, everything else seems fine. So did plug filters and oil, chain tyre pressures and a good wash and GT85. I took it for a local loop then filled it up for her and now she is off again to burn it all. The bike had just under 2000 miles when she passed her CBT so she has been everywhere like a rash in the last 7 months. I am sometimes tempted to moan as i'm funding the fuel while she is at college but I was exactly the same at her age, hardly ever in. I have to say that the bike is much nicer to ride now she has fully run it in. Just a pleasant thing to bimble around on. It could also be responding for me much better now as I'm 3 stone lighter from the last time I rode it, so it could be that .

It’s a Honda, you better hope that it is only the ones on foot that notice, you will never outrun a Skoda.

Never had an issue with the cops

That number plate is illegal.

In your garden.

It’s like talking to a brick wall , it is my bike

Is this the second time you’re chickening out? I suppose it is. And as far as submitting pictures, don’t give me a hard time, submit something of your real bikes doing something. I love you, hope you get better.

i put a picture of my bike up this month... i

Do BOTM next month then, or quit whining.

this shit wouldn't be happening if id got the mod gig

An English woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, 'What's your hurry?' She replied, 'I'm late for work.' 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?' 'I'm a Rectum Stretcher,' she responded. The cop stammered, 'A what?............ 'A Rectum Stretcher!' 'And just what does a rectum stretcher do?' 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger in the rectum, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in. And then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet' 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot arsehole?' he asked 'You give him a radar gun & park him behind a fuckin’ bridge.