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You clearly need to get your eyes checked....that's definitely a Pan-Am....lol

The new African Twin looks amazing ....just saying ..lol.

you need to come to the America's Nute and stay at this motel..lol.

If someone was going to force me to have another bike id have another FTR. I know I already have one but I keep finding myself looking at them...

Gritters are out. Time for the ACF 50.

Indian?

I have absolutely no idea.

It may not be Normal per say....but it's definitely possible. I remember when Mrs. Hook & I 1st got together...there was a quake in the panhandle of ID just over the border...

Is that normal for the area you are now?

An 80 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for the doctor. He turns up 2 days later with an empty jar. The nurse asks "why no sperm sample". He says "sorry, I tried with my right hand then my left then my wife tried with both hands and then her mouth, at first with her teeth in and then without. Then we got Ethel from next door to try, but it was no good. We just can't get the fookin jar open!

Hmm choices choices..... but not a gen 3 busa, they are pig ugly, get me a 1957 Vellocette Venom Thruxton

Apparently there was a 4.3 Earthquake last night about 11:42pm...east of Enterprise OR....not far from Hells Canyon...about 60 miles from here. I didn't feel a thing...too busy snoozing I guess. I'll NEVER forget the feeling of Ridng through a 4.6 Quake back in the early 90's on the way to work....at about a Buck 25 ....1 of thee scariest moments in my life.

Damn Straight--...

535cc YZ...owned & rode by Stephan Peterhansel. I could see laying down some fat black stripes outta the corners w/ this beast...it'd be an absolute blast!

There are lots of hours of practice and experience there. I couldn’t even do it on a push bike ….

I'd love to try that...but with someone else bike...lol

Oh and Buckster...Ive gone ahead and got you 2 ,V rated tires for the trailler...

What exactly Am'I looking at...490 ? ...that looks like something that would need pried off the hands of a collector....lol.

This one Please....

Joe wanted to buy a Harley motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in mint condition. He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. 'Well, it's quite simple,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome.It protects it from the rain, and he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family. 'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the FIRST person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.' 'No problem,' he says.. And in they go. Joe is shocked.Right in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. He leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. He reaches over and fondles her breasts. Nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table and screws her, right there in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom. She's got a great body too. Joe grabs mom, bends her over the table, pulls down her panties, and screws her every which way but loose right there on the dinner table. She has a big orgasm, & Joe sits down. His girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, & Mom is beaming from ear to ear. But still ... . Total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father shouts. I'll do the fuckin’ dishes!!

Oh !!! That was quick....Buckwheat just placed the first order....great choice !!

Each a new bike...just give me...model , engine displacement...and Ill take care of the rest... Don't know if you heard but somone Just wone 50 millions...and it kinda looks like the ticket in my hands...