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A man went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problem and that he was unable to get his Penis erect. After a complete exam the Doctor told the man that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a prior viral infection and there was nothing he could do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he were willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissue from an elephant's trunk in the man's penis. The man thought about it for a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty or adverse effect on the elephant, the man decided to go for it. A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to use his newly renovated equipment. As a result, he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city. However, in the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure, he unzipped his fly and immediately his penis sprang from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll, then returned to his pants. His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly smile on her face said: "That was incredible. Can you do that again?" With his eyes watering, he replied: "I think I can, but I'm not sure if I can fit another Roll up my Arse."

I got one online from a carb specialist over here. NRP if I remember right. Haven't got all the panels back on the bike but it's running again without petrol pouring out, yet.

Any luck finding something ethanol compatible without doing to much modifications to make it work...

A friend of mine, who's not known for throwing money about, has been over to Portugal as he purchased a bit of land. He took his van full of sleeping and living gear but came back early because of the price of diesel. 2.50 euros a ltr I think he said. He also hit a deer when he got back to England destroying the front bumper, air con condenser and coolant rad.

$6.04 a gallon for Supreme here in Elgin....filled the Equinox the other day....$106 to fill an 18 gal. tank. Gonna have to take out a loan the next time I fiil my truck w/ it's 25 gal. tank.

Diesel is £2+ a litre here, except at Costco.

I’ll be in the car a lot over the next couple of weeks. Diesel at over 2 euros here right now.

Petrol is £1.74 a litre here for e5 now and that is at Costco. It is between £1.90 and £2 at other places. According to the Donald it is because Ukraine hasn’t surrendered to Russia, nothing to do with him starting a war with Iran and closing the route for oil supplies.

Took my lovely smooth and fast road tires off, and put the chunky ones on, for November going to Morocco. Silly expensive petrol here

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Stiff 12 inches?

Oufff ! 12 inches is kinda stiff for the first snowfall ...

SNOW!!!! it's still only Octember,,,,be dark soon.

In Italy at the moment for mum-in-law’s 90th birthday. All the action is right here in downtown Bellona Shit wi-fi as well only just got a decent hook up . Upside is I got upgraded on the hire car , got this beast

Won’t be long before you get 12 inches.

Oct 16....first snowfall..

Only certain professionals can get away saying these... Doctor : Please take off your clothes Dentist : Now open wide and hold still Veterinarian : How's your pretty pussy Gardener : Want me to fertilize your bush Lawyer : Let's go over section 69 Banker : If you withdraw too early you lose interest Chef : Do you like it hot and spicy Police : You don't need protection Army personnel : Load... Aim... Fire...! Swimming instructor : Go deeper Gym trainer : Push harder Interior Decorator: Once its done, you will love it Telephone Guy : Would you like it on the table or against the wall

Yes I think so...physically the dog is still fine and probably has a few more good years ahead still...got to bring her back in two weeks for a checkup and remove some stitches possibly....and that real nice Vet only charged 400 that with all of the meds included...im sure the other place would have charged like 1500 or possibly more...fucken thief I tell you..lol.

Yes Im sure the other place...would have said...first we have to do a blood test...and ultrasound to check her heart and maybe a biopsy to check for cancer and probably and x ray for good mesure...the place looks and is identical to a modern day hospital for humans...

Sounds like good news.