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Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!"

Father: "That's great son.

Who is she?"

Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"

Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.

I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.

Sandra is actually your sister.

"The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later.

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again an she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great son.

Who is she?"

Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.

Angela is also your sister."

This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad!

I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want.

Don't listen to him He isn't your father."

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