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Renegade Posted Friday at 16:06 Share Posted Friday at 16:06 The Madam opened the Brothel Door to see a frail, elderly gentleman. "Can I help you"..?? the Madam asked. "I want Natalie," the Old Man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most Expensive Ladies, perhaps someone else"..??? "NO, I must see Natalie." the old guy exclaims. Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the Old Man, that she Charges £1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the Old Man reached into his Pocket and handed her Ten £100 notes. The two went up to a room for an hour, whereupon the man calmly left. The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie..?!?!? Natalie explained that no one had ever come back Two Nights in a Row and that there were NO Discounts. It was still £1,000 a visit. Again the Old Man took out the Money, the Two went up to the room and an hour later, he left. When he showed up the THIRD Consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the Old Man:- "No one has ever used my Services Three Nights in a Row. Where are you from Sir"..??? The Old Man replied, "I'm from Cardiff "Really"..?? replied Natalie. "I have Family who Lives there." she replies. "Yes, I Know," said the old man. "Your Father Died recently, and I'm your Sister's Attorney". * "And she asked me to give this £3,000, when I saw you".. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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busabeast Posted 18 hours ago Share Posted 18 hours ago 2 hours ago, Buckster said: It will work perfectly, just get your enemy to do the job and you'll be fine. Where's Marcel when you need him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago 54 minutes ago, busabeast said: It will work perfectly, just get your enemy to do the job and you'll be fine. Where's Marcel when you need him Who do you think designed it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Posted 11 hours ago Share Posted 11 hours ago …and it will keep your hands warm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamana Gupta Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago El Twatos...!! Well just did and emergency pass so neighbors and my son can head to work this morning....this tractor has to be one of the better investment I did over the years...and its a blast to work with...instead of dreading snow accumulation now I look forward to it now... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago 56 minutes ago, Vamana Gupta said: El Twatos...!! Well just did and emergency pass so neighbors and my son can head to work this morning....this tractor has to be one of the better investment I did over the years...and its a blast to work with...instead of dreading snow accumulation now I look forward to it now... It's the one vehicle you have that suits your "style". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago 59 minutes ago, Buckster said: It's the one vehicle you have that suits your "style". Please tell me you di it with dungarees, and a straw hat and that you chew on a length of straw... you'd fit right in with them there hillbillies 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago 29 minutes ago, busabeast said: Please tell me you di it with dungarees, and a straw hat and that you chew on a length of straw... you'd fit right in with them there hillbillies He had a sheep attached to the front of his dungarees. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamana Gupta Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago Think it calmed down enough, ill go finish off the rest... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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