Sir Fallsalot

I went for the V strom but then realised it wasn't Pete's new bike poll so changed it to the tiger 850

7 minutes ago, XTreme said:

I've advised the member that it's irrespective of what the law is in Canada! This is not a Canadian forum and it's not hosted in Canada.

I have a legal responsibility to conform to the laws of the relevant countries that this site comes under.

I've repeatedly requested that he stops posting about this subject.......but he didn't cooperate.

Therefore that member account is now suspended for 24 hours.

I don't like to have to do it, but I'm not going to let this forum get destroyed and defaced with illegal content.

Thankyou 

1 hour ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Nothing much going on...we got hit by the worse type of snow possible....hydro came back on during the night sometime..lines down..fallen trees everywheres ...I'll be on the tractor for a few this morning...still snowing this morning...have to run to the shop to check on things...

You've mentioned Hydro a few times i had to google what that referred to in Canada. It's water here but electricity with you. How much electricity is generated by water with you

48 minutes ago, Otto von Jizzmark said:

I’ve never had any time for those drippy women without kids who say “Oh, my dogs are my children.” Keeping a dog off the sofa is not the same skill set as keeping a teenager out of jail. 

Same here and the ones who have kids are not much better. I found one of our neighbours dogs walking around up the lane from her house, when i took it back and explained where i found it she said i don't understand why it was up there i told it to stay in the garden WTF. It was one of those chihuahua things it had the anger of 10000 wronged men when it was behind it's gate as soon as it was open it would run with it's tail between it's legs, the dog version of a keyboard warrior 

Just now, busabeast said:

Just how old are you?.....

I'm not that old you cheeky fucker  i Just turned 56

Just now, busabeast said:

I thought cats were bad enough. 

Fuck that.

Kids are expensive enough let alone aminals

Yup my kids are in their 20's now and i'm almost free so i don't need anything else to drain my resources or tie me down 

3 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Are you out @Skippy?

Skippy's response 

I must thank all you dog owners for reinforcing some of my reasons for not owning a dog or any other animal.
 

1 hour ago, XTreme said:

€50 here!

Free here just take it to the local Chinese  

8 hours ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

and the itching drives me crazy after a few days...

 

 

 

That will be all those stunning "women" 

On 04/04/2024 at 12:51, XTreme said:

The wife mounted the TV in the office on the wall today......she's done a good job! 

 

Didn't she like the way you trying to mount it 

Aw gawd can we delete this it's going to restart that pairs cat fight all over again and i don't think i can take it 

4 minutes ago, Saul said:

Sorry mate, I sometimes forget that you are the quality Welshman on here.  

I wouldn't say that, i'm just not accustomed to exposing myself to a room full of men 

Just now, Saul said:

Really Fred I was just about to eat my tea 

Don't worry i might share the same name as Pete but i don't share his lack of shame, so no photos will be posted by me 

7 minutes ago, busabeast said:

Lies.... you're wearing them now

Nope i'm sat here in my pants and socks 

8 hours ago, Marcel said:

I'm not the only one who wears them...Fred does also..lol..they are comfortable slippers..

Actually i haven't seen mine for quite some time

2 hours ago, XTreme said:

Still undecided......now looking at an alternative option!

2 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Now discarded the alternative option!

Two totally useless posts if your not going to say what the alternative was whats the point of talking about it, it's just typing words for the sake of it a bit like what i'm doing now  
 

47 minutes ago, Marcel said:

Imagine this now..lol

 

I see the beard is coming along nicely Marcel 
 

Marcel le moose fondler 

Just a thought

Just started both Africa Twins all fired up ok no missing or spluttering. Didn't have to change the clocks i haven't used the bikes for so long they were the right time.

1 minute ago, busabeast said:

Yeah they really don't like sitting do they, this year I have to get out at least twice a month 

That's the petrol for you. 30 years ago i had my brothers MZ125 which had been standing for 5 years outside and after cleaning the points and putting a new battery on it, it kicked up and ran fine on the petrol that had been in the tank for 5 years  5 months now and you have to have your carb in bits 

1 minute ago, busabeast said:

See we don't have the grandparents feeding her up on sweets and we don't let her have loads of sweets.

She just can't seem to listen and when she is spoken to she just looks elsewhere, she keeps repeating the same things over and over again like are we going to the shops/park... no/no its raining. Then a couple minutes later exactly the same question, we ask her to repeat what we told her just before she reasked the question and she can't repeat what we said to her.

I'm starting to wonder if she's got problems 

Might just be a kid thing and she will pass through it but it won't hurt to have her checked out. The boy also has a hearing issue that didn't help him he can hear ok just missing certain tones so he can't concentrate when there's a few people talking at the same time.

3 minutes ago, busabeast said:

Yeah its injection, id guess it just wants using abit more than 3 or 4 times a year!

It may sort itself out with a few tanks of fuel through it

Try one of the injector cleaning additives it might help. You've prompted me to start mine now as i haven't for a few months and last time it was carbs off on the old Africa twin i don't want to be doing that again.

1 hour ago, busabeast said:

I don't know what it is with skye she just literally can't seem to listen or react appropriately to what is being asked of her 

There's a huge amount of things that affect kids behaviour now that we never understood when i was a kid. My sisters daughter was uncontrollable as a young child she wouldn't sit still and wouldn't listen to what she was being told, after a few years going back and forth the doctors they found it was certain food additives that was  affecting her behavior, An example was she could eat a tube of smarties except the blue ones as whatever was in the colouring of the blue ones had her running wild.

One of the big things that helped my sister was telling the bloody grandparents not to feed her daughter sweets behind her back as it would make her hyper and it wasn't the grandparents that was dealing with it after but they wouldn't always listen.
My boy struggled with school he couldn't concentrate and was falling behind after a few tests we found he suffers from autism and wearing glasses with yellow lens helped him. All his symptoms i found very familiar because it was what i was like in school but nobody new about it back then. 

1 minute ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

You might be able to do it with a two Carburettor Synchronizer if its all you can get, on my CB1000 the carbs were in pairs so you could balance each pair first, the two left together and then the two right and then once your happy with them balance  the two middle carbs job done

Edit

i forgot your injection might be the same principle though