Sir Fallsalot

Managed to persuade myself to go out on the bike this afternoon same old story didn't feel like going out but once i was out i didn't want to go home Usual route over Eggy this old girl was blocking the track and wouldn't move so thought i'd take a photo but she mooved on as i went for the camera Wanted to check out a couple of lanes i hadn't ridden before the first one was challenging enough to make it interesting but short enough not to wear me out no photos of that one but this was the other pretty easy going and mostly broken tarmac got to check with the council to see if its legal now Followed some bike tracks though the forestry this is as far as i could go or should i say let myself go on my own might have to come back with a mate to explore further. the bike is laying down because it was too steep and soft to use the stand and i was busting for a piss been holding it in for a few hours almost pissed myself trying to get it out Dropping back out of the forestry the way i came in looked a lot steeper from here than when i rode up Headed back to the forestry near to where my parents live and had a little play riding over a small log very tame to what the enduro boys do but after half a dozen goes i was pooped i need more bike time for sure Headed home from here down my secret lane near my home haven't been up it for a while next time me thinks

How you getting on with the leg now Bob i see your doing quite a bit of walking now so i presume its all good again

Just sent a poo sample off, got a bowel screening kit in the post this morning i think i'm at that age where i need to find a doctor with small hands

No good asking me you just quoted my post where i admit i know fuck all about it

Or still waiting for the AA to turn up

That's the problem i don't believe anything and will be the first to admit i know fuck all about religion but i found it funny anyway

He's not but his seminary course starts next week so he could be in the future

I like the Honda ones as they integrate neatly with the bike so you get the heat setting displayed on the screen plus the controller for the grips is built into them so no separate switch but even with all that to persuade me i'd still like them to get hot, i know fussy ain't i

The Honda heated grips were useless on the Africa twin when it came out barely getting warm they were £300 before fitting and Honda refused to acknowledge there was a fault with them luckily I read about them before I bought any

I prefer to be called gay

Fucking Photoshop what do you say Xtreme

It probably high tails it home at the first sight of a cloud in the sky followed by a vigorous polishing

You are going to hell and Buckster will be your boss for all eternity

I thought that was going to be good until i google what it meant bit of a let down LOL

Depends whether there was strawberry ice cream involved

Was that after receiving try giving it's supposed to be better so i'm told

Just think about it if we get a word Slowly will be there to defend us when its used

I've been trying to think as a straight man what name could a gay person call me for me to be offended and i just cant think of one is it because there is no word or because i just don't care and if there isn't a word when are we going to get one feeling left out LOL

You spoilt it now that was for the plebs to decipher I've always pronounced it this way egg-lis-oo-roo, not sure its correct but near enough worked there a few years ago thought i'd never be able to pronounce it after reading it but seems to roll off the tongue easily,

oops i thought he was talking about the van