Sir Fallsalot

Well their not listening to their own rules here then because everyone is smoking inside

That’s because he normally likes it dry must have guest coming round lol

Better keep that under wraps or our flag will end up with a fairy blowing bubbles on it

There’s one thing the uk definitely got right and that was to ban smoking indoors didn’t seem to bother me years ago but it does now trying to enjoy a beer but my eyes are burning with the smoke

I’ve been hanging around one of Croatia’s national parks the wife is determined to wear my legs down to a knub

If it gets me a paid day off work I’ll support anything but only for that day

What would she think if you drank it straight from the bottle after all it already comes in a glass why dirty another

Because that ranking was done by the British

Yes i was thinking that myself for a while. There was a good crowd there later they dimmed the lights by taking the tubes out, the seating was minimal consisting of random chairs wooden beams and milk crates and the beer was a can that ran out quickly and one keg. the wife is feeling it this morning no life in her at all lol

Awesome night the wife thinks we will be up early to do the tourist stuff no fuccking chance

Filled up a bit now so lots of witnesses got to be honest it’s fucking awesome takes me back to my late teens, what looked like terrorists and murderers when we we first arrived have turned into the nicest people I have met. fucking amazed that everyone speaks great English here

Me and the wife have found a proper metal club it’s the kind of place where they kill you and let your body go cold before raping you had to wade 200 yards through scrubland to get to it reminds me of a hells angels club house of old. If I disappear tell the pigs the last place I was at was Metal Klub Croatia

Anything with the eyes is scary shit for me rather lose an arm than an eye. I have an eye story from on the bike but will have to wait until I’m home next week

You made the right move there Pedro not sure I would be so sensible though. You’d probably find my skeleton trapped under the bike with the word fuck scratched into the dirt next to it

Yes it was and the transalps and dominator I have seen are in great condition as well

Every bike here seems to be a scooter of some sort the only bikes I’ve seen is the Xt in the photo and a lots of transalps

Looking around I’d say their more like crustaceans lol

My day started with a 2am alarm call and a trip to Bristol airport, we’re off to Croatia for the wife’s birthday why she couldn’t have it in Ponty I don’t know, anyhow I am now sat around the airport waiting for the flight won’t be in touch for a few days as I only have a works phone and forgot to set it up for travel abroad

I’ve just realised how senile I am that was the second time I had my teeth hit out the first time was by some prick on a motorcycle. Me and the Same mate were cycling over to meet some girls in the same area when I spotted the latest model of some Suzuki bike parked up in a back lane can’t even remember what it was now. I stopped and had a good look at it when someone came out of a house and said something to me I don’t know what I finished looking at the bike and moved on . We stopped a little further on for a chat when the bike I was looking at pulled up with the owner and he just went mad accusing me of trying to steal his bike after repeatedly saying I haven’t touched your bike he just punched me in the face while I was still straddling my pushbike then jumped on his bike and fucked off leaving me me with my front teeth missing and wondering what the fuck just happened. Anyway the end result was he ended up in court and I bought my first road bike with the compensation I got and he got a criminal record for ABH and banned from the martial arts club he was very high up in. Another Abercynon fucking prick again

No I didn't tell them and they still don't know LOL

Same here Saul it's around £10k all other Ducati prices i've looked at have been 20k plus

With the stupid stuff I've done on the bike i could fill this page for days, not bike related there's one thing i done when i was probably around 9 or 10 year old that i still think about today. At that age i loved climbing things anything that was a challenge and i'd have a go, there was an old deserted quarry near my home which i would climb regular, it was probably about 100ft high, one day i was climbing a part i hadn't climbed before i was getting close to the top when i grabbed hold of the rockface to pull myself up and what i grabbed hold of came away in my hand and i was frozen there teetering on the balance point of falling backwards or towards the rockface for what seemed like forever, at the time it got the adrenalin flowing and not much else and i was climbing up the same line straight after, It was only when i got older i realised how close i came, i was on my own where i'd seen nobody else go there in all the times i'd been there and nobody knew i was there, if i had gone the wrong way the search would have been for a body not a missing child

Not good Clive, me and my mate were walking over to meet some girls when we were about 16 when we had to walk past a group of lads walking towards us after we past them they turned around and jumped us took us by surprise. One of them punched me when i turned to see who grabbed me so that was my two front teeth gone, my mate was a bit tasty and had a pair of steel toecap docs on which he put to good use and they ran off. Had to have a tooth either side of the two they hit out removed after so like you Clive 4 missing. I had the good fortune to bump into one of the lads a year or so later he wasn't so hard on his own. he wasn't the one who hit my teeth out but i made sure he knew how i felt about it fucking gutless pricks all of them.

The Swansea Bay crane rebuild is coming to an end in work tomorrow which cant come soon enough as the place stinks and the smell sticks to you no need to touch anything. I just hope they don't have me back to fix the electrical leak i found on it today