yen_powell

Aha, I deduce that you have recently shopped at a second hand apple stall, Or you're preparing for the famous, 'What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?' joke

Not quite the end of the world.....but you can see it from there.

I was meant to be watching Rod Stewart last night but the tickets never happened so I did a pub quiz instead and this morning I had a day off so went to look at a fort at the end of the world.

Watch out for the best before dates if it's that busy.

Can't recall if I have put this here before, but heard it again the other day and I like it.

Happy Birthday Phil. If anyone offers you the bumps.....just say NO!

I absolutely love that!

Wilko Johnson has died https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11461117/Wilko-Johnson-dies-aged-75-following-pancreatic-cancer-battle.html

OR.....you look like someone pictured on his Police supplied wall chart, some one who is not allowed within a few miles of children!

Various AC/DC songs all through the episodes I have seen, no Brian Johnson ones yet, only Bon Scott so far. Wheels of Steel later on as well.

Well you can't shave it if you're sitting on it.

Don't forget the AC/DC based sound track (Saxon in episode 3 as well). Unusual in a WW2 based series.

Yeah, no age is it, diabetes related. Got very ill, went to hospital, signed himself back out and insisted his boyfriend drive him back home. Got stuck in traffic for a few hours due to one of the oil motorway protests, finally got home and then took a really bad turn for the worse and died there.

I went to a funeral on Monday. I headed off from home in thick fog which only cleared just as I got to the crematorium about an hour later. I wedged my bike in a made up space.... made up by me) between a normal car space and a disabled bay and started walking towards one of the chapels with my crash hat in my hand. There was a load of motorcyclists sitting outside the little tea shop they have there and I could see them wondering who the fuck I was until I suddenly turned left and went to a different funeral to the one they had come for. They all left noisily when we were outside afterwards looking at the flowers etc. The funeral was for an ex barman from a pub I go to a lot, his name was Steve, he was only 33 when he died. A lovely bloke. The landlord of the pub he used to work for brought his Alsation Rudy to the funeral, Steve was the only other person the dog would ever let walk him. On his best behaviour throughout I should add, getting fussed by everyone afterwards. There were too many people to fit in the chapel and quite a few had to stand outside the doors which were kept open so they could still hear it. The wake was at the pub he used to work at. He actually got sacked from there, but he and the landlord had remained friends despite this. Learnt a lot about him from the celebrant, it was a totally non Goddy type funeral which I think is better. The poor sod had quite a sad early start to life, hard to equate with his happy go lucky nature.

Bob's to kiss?

Bruddy show off Blill Cleam Boys.

We don't have to call them Sir do we? Now you can relax and take that City Break to Warsaw you've always promised yourself.

Cardinal Pete will chuck a bit of old oil into his pellet burner when the decision is reached. Watch out for the smoke from his chimney.

Extreme moderation, I like it. Doesn't that sort of thing cost though, especially if it is to be untraceable.

Is that not how everyone else's is???

I don't normally watch adverts, but this one popped up in a youtube video today so I searched it out, brilliant!

I'm confused, does this mean Phil has to go and eat a kangaroo goolie to get food for the others?

Is it force or just apathy? The majority don't bother voting for things as they can't be arsed. Most human beings are lazy and it takes a lot to get them motivated. The great unwashed will pay money to keep some sad bastard in a dance competition or crawling through slime and insects, but think it too much effort to walk to a ballot station and put a cross on a piece of paper. The vocal minority put the effort in and get the result they want.

Don't dwell on it too much, you'll only upset yourself.