Buckster

This is the thread where you can nominate your Twat of the Year (TOTY) for 2024. This is not the vote, just the nominations! And you only get ONE nomination, though you can change it before the thread closes. Just a reminder that anybody can be nominated for TOTY......nobody gets out of this one! The nominations will close late on Friday 20th December, and then a new thread for the TOTY vote will start with all the nominees included! The winner then gets announced on Xmas Eve 9PM UK time. Remember that this award is based on who you think has been the biggest twat on the forum this year.......and therefore deserves to be recognised for it. I'd say your spoilt for choice really. Previous winners were me in 2020 and 2021, Marcel in 2022 and Six30 in 2023 Can he retain it this year? Marcel would definitely have won it if he hadn’t spiralled out of control a week after retiring and flounced So now it's over to you! Give us your nominations and say WHY you think they are worthy of the title.

They must be a current member. So no flouncers, otherwise they can be nominated.

Now is the time to submit your nomination for MOTY! This is not the vote, just the nominations. ......this thread will close late on Friday 20th December 8PM and the Poll will then be open. That will run until Xmas Eve 9PM UK time. This generally isn’t open to admins but I think you should be able to nominate the gimp so the only person who isn’t eligible is me. All you need to do is submit your nomination for whoever you think has contributed the most value to the forum in terms of their presence here over the last year. And also state why you think they deserve the award. You have one nomination only, but you can change it prior to this thread closing. Previous winners were Bruce in 2020, Slowlycatchymonkey in 2021, boboneleg in 2022 and Clive in 2023 Will Clive retain it this year? That's up to you! I’m going to nominate @Saul for all the work he has put in to getting Shadow onto two wheels and the contributions he has made to ride reports as well as the way he has saved the dolphins by not buying hair products. (Or is there another reason he doesn’t buy shampoo?)

He is a cockney wanker so coming on his own is what he does.

I’ve arranged a little surprise for you, look out for the latex gloves being put on.

Looks like Fred has been giving lessons.

Council house scum.

Not at his age.

Looks like a play for TOTY.

Marcel would definitely have taken the crown this time.

Cheers guys, except for @Six30 who is basically a more stupid version of Marcel.

Agree for all dildo blue bikes.

What if it was dildo blue?

What storm?

Working today.

It’s too much bike for you.

You are hallucinating, there is nothing there.

More here. https://www.advpulse.com/adv-news/ccm-unveils-600cc-project-x-adventure-bike-for-2025/

Sign of a woke culture.

That’s what I said.

@Six30 blue?

It Snowed Last night. 8-00 am : I made a Snowman. 8-10 - A Lady passed by and asked me why I didn't make a Snow woman. 8-15 so I made a Snow woman. 8-18 my female neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8-20 The gay couple living nearby moaned it could have been two snowmen instead. 8-23 I was asked why I hadn't just made a snow person 8-25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8-28 I was being called a racist because the snow couple was white. 8-31 The Muslim gentleman across the road demanded the snow woman wear a Burqa. 8-35 The police arrive and say someone has been offended. 8-38 The female neighbour complained again, that the Broomstick on the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8-40 The council equity officer arrives and threatened me with eviction. 8-45 TV crews from the BBC showed up, I was asked if there was a difference between a snowman and a snow woman! I replied " snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 8-50 I was on the news a a suspected terrorist, Racist, Homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 8-55 I was asked if I had any accomplices, my children were taken into care. 9-00 Far left protesters offended by everything March down my street demanding I be arrested. Moral. There is no moral to the story, it is what we have become.