Buckster

So today was the shakedown ride, I was only going to do fifty miles but did twice that, it was too nice out. Went exploring the kingdom of Fife. I aimed the bike at every joint in the road, every rut, every bit of banding to see if it would get upset but it shrugged it all off. It feels like I have new tyres. A little bit of extra vibration at tickover and at about 3000 rpm which was expected, more a buzz than anything, that should disappear after 300 to 500 miles. I was definitely barreling into corners on the way back, the handling feels rock solid.

You mean the number plate?

It doesn't piss oil everywhere.

Out and about. My new back wheel looks amazing.

Has your dog got a turkey neck?

Okay I'll ban you for 24 hours.

So when were the valve clearances checked in the Indian?

Keep general banter for the general section, in the other sections try to stay on topic. We will be cleaning up any threads where things have gone off the rails. I'm as guilty as anyone in this and will be deleting my own stuff as well. Try to avoid overly vulgar comments and humour as well, just base it on how you would feel if your wife/sister/daughter saw it. Anything that we think crosses the line will be deleted. We can't attract new members if the place is a sausage factory.

Don't start that shit again.

You should check to see if she has taken out any new insurance policies on you recently.

Her text said “don’t contact me ever again” Marcel read “eat strawberry ice cream off my hot naked body”. This is her.

If it had been recovered by @Six30, we could call you Van Diesaul.

We will have to change your handle to Diesaul.

I think it will severely decrease your chances at TOTY, when you lose yourself to strawberry ice cream and flounce again.

Is the Polaris OHC?

@Pedro won it you idle twat!

Down the woods with your best boy?

That’s a lucrative profession, I know some people who could point her in the right direction.

Yep, he is well and truly owned.