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5 minute no-quibble warranty I heard!

Have you been canned as well Clive?

Bad Old Gits though Keith! We're old and we just don't care! Not even the phrase "Life in Prison" holds any fear for us now!

Yeh I saw it! Very sad! Figures are up everywhere but nothing on the scale of what's happening there.

Ladies and Gentlemen......may I present the newest member of our Internet Bad Boy Club....... @Swagman Because it appears he's now got himself canned by another forum! And without even an Incomprehensible Warning PM first! He don't fuck about does he? It just goes to show that even if you're a dribbling, incontinent, braindead twat in an Old Folks Home.....it doesn't mean that you're past kicking shit off on the Net. So I hope you'll join me in congratulating him on his promotion to this elite level. The downside is that we're now stuck with the old fucker forever! Cos nobody else will have him.

Stick to Tools my man!

Great pics Eric! And a couple of lively young ladies too!

Your bike isn't the same size as the one in the header Bob. And your pic is 600px too narrow!

Absolutely Bruce! But can I emphasise that pics of you sprawled out naked on your boat cannot be considered. Unless the members insist they want a naked Bruce in the header of course!

I'm open to something else......but bear in mind that a distance shot retaining the sharpness and quality is going to require a really upmarket camera. If someone's got something like that (and we know who hasn't) then try and set up a photo shoot.

I've just put one in there now.....see how it pixelates and blurs?

@Tym

I got a 140 in 120 back in 2013. First ticket that stuck since the 70's cos they had a pic!

As I said.....I need a hi quality long range shot minimum of 1920 width.

That's not going to fit in the fucking header you twat. It's not the bike that's important it's what it represents.......and where I agree Ted's Triumph is the real deal the vast majority of people on Adv bikes have never heard of him.

I can't go round nicking pics.....I need a hi quality long range shot minimum of 1920 width.

What sort of image (if I can find one) would you suggest Bruce?

I've now relocated BOTM to the right hand column. This means that going forward we'll be able to use the actual pic you submit rather than what fits. My boy hasn't done the new header yet so I've found an image which I think really suits the site. What do you reckon? My idea is to give a choice of headers when the other one is done! So you can choose which header you want, the default one as above, or the personalised one with members' bikes. You don't get this shit on Buttrider you know.......I think they've used the same pic for 20 years! Tell 'em @Tym

He saves weight by not carrying a camera Bob!

The price has gone up that much? And when are you going to do one of your Busting a Cap vids on the Back 40?

This is where I live! Yes....it's full of freaks.....but at least there's very few knuckledragging Brits! No one here gets out alive!

I'm sure many of you will remember Visordown 20 years ago....it was the biggest UK forum at the time. Then it was sold out to a corporate media company so the members all left and formed The Rev Counter in 2007. And it looks like that's now closed and some of the members from there seem to have started another one nearly a year ago.....Rev to the Limit. It's on phpBB software so it doesn't really look the part these days......but all the best to them.

It's awful Pedro! And on one of those rare days the sun shines then the tailbacks stretch for miles! With everybody going 20mph because every twat in the country gets their fucking caravan out. Imagine spending all day intermittently screaming it in second and third gear to pick cars off while going for any gap in the oncoming traffic that you can. It's exhausting physically and mentally.

I don't suppose you've got.......or maybe not?