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Last time I had 2 bikes was 2006. Barely get enough time to ride one normally. As an allround compromise the Strom is pretty capable.

Except for Flouncing Floater!

Yes......but I do have pics to prove it Ian!

Birdshit Protection!

After years of male dogs pissing on my bikes I thought it was safe because we're now left with two girls! But apparently not.......because birds are now flying in and shitting on it!

I had a feeling that your vocabulary would be somewhat limited without them Phil!

.......and we're in second position of the search results for "Adventure Motorcycle Forum" on Bing. Google is a tougher nut to crack.......but we're now up to Page 4 there. So if you can get the word out, or get links on other sites if possible? ?

The old smilies are back Yen.......hence.....

Me and my mate picked up 2 slags in another guy's Anglia Van Xmas Eve 1972. Going round remote lanes trying to find a place to park up and I overturned the van......while my mate was getting it on with one of them in the back. We had to get a mobile crane out on Xmas Day to rescue the van!

Where's Little Guy when you need him? And he's brought his mates!

That man needs a motorcycle!

@Cupid Stunt........come on down you old slaphead!

Bound to be a long queue if they deal with Kawasakis Tym!

Is that you @Muddy?

Somewhere around the mid 80's I walked into the foyer of Dudley Leisure Centre bollocks naked because I went through the wrong door.

I got locked in the womens' toilets at Strensham Service area about 30 years ago.

Any update @Tym?

All around the Madrid region is the epicentre of the virus. By contrast, where I am in rural NE Granada we've only had 3 cases in the whole area. And all recovered. So there's a possibility they'll start lifting some of the restrictions to safer areas like us before the hotspots. As for tourism returning to normal........who knows?

Good to see you......Spain's locked down really tight! Police, Guardia Civil, and the Army! And we're now going into Week 8!

Hi Rod! ?

The verdict is in from Tym's mechanic!

Any word on it @Tym?

Top Man! Class!

From memory I think it was around 1990. Tym will confirm.

And @Tym.......notice there's no photos of this alleged event? Seems it's never been possible to have a Harley and a Camera in the same place at the same time! What can we learn from this?