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No riding......conditions are awful. Had to take Chica to Antonio the vet in Baza this morning as she had an eye infection. Got drops for her now so she'll be fine.

It was early 60's Swansea Fred........everything was fucking hard!

Just do your research Bob......price levels, good dealers etc. Something like a Strom would be a good fit for you.

The narrow edge of a metal ruler just below knuckles......in Junior School. My fingers were purple after that. Barbaric shit!

Best days of our lives having the birch across our back! Compulsory National Service is what would have sorted us out. How many times did I hear that fucking speech in my youth!

That's where they put Fred's kind years ago!

Borstal more like!

Is she OK?

I can see that by just looking out of the window! And it looks like shit!

Almeria is an unusual airport to fly into Clive.....the main ones down here are Granada, Murcia, and Alicante.

I passed my test on a Vespa SS180 in 1971.....I had a lot of fun on it actally. Lot of crashes on it too it has to be said!

Where is Sofia......we haven't seen her for a while?

Yeh.....things can always be arranged!

Oh yeh......very calm and tranquil! I just saw the news now about Britain.....seems this scenario is breaking out everywhere! You come across this yet @Mawsley'

Brilliant Pedro.......but I sure as hell wouldn't have ridden in those conditions! I could have done the bike washing bit though!

Fingers crossed Pedro! Most won't come here because of the heat and the fact that previous visitors have either ended up in Hospital, got food poisoning, suffered severe dental problems, got carjacked, caught up in bar brawls, and not forgetting the one who suffered a strangling attempt by a ghost in a cave. Pedro got away quite easily really......he just got buried in an underground cave, then got mauled by Rottweilers, and then had to suffer the indignity of me spitting my food across the table and onto his plate! The Tourist sign for the area gives a big enough hint of what to expect......but still they keep coming.

Pension due soon though Tym! You can start stockpiling KLR motors ready for the inevitable detonation!

This has been the worst Xmas and New Year period that I can remember! Number of factors......no riding due to extreme weather with temperatures even lower than my boy has had in Poland, we've seen none of our kids (and never ever seen our grandkids), Covid raging everywhere, non-stop Brexit shit, and the icing on the cake was losing our European citizenship as from today! What fucking next?

@Tym's just getting to grip with his new age Michelle! Some of these old people can be difficult!

The Saudi's got their fingers in everything now haven't they.......they had the Joshua vs Ruiz rematch there earlier last year too. Paid ridiculous money to get it there as I understand it.

Maybe that's what attracted @Buckster to the Harley lifestyle?

That's why I didn't vote for it.......if I want to see a Wintery picture I can just look out of the window! And it's shit! I went for @Skippy's......that's a great remote shot.

Well yes there is that of course......but in his defence, he is a cunt that knows about France!

Is access into Wales blocked off again? How surreal would it be if I turned up at the Severn Bridge (with my accent) and they refused to let me in cos I couldn't prove that I lived there?

Gay crossings?