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No word from Pedro......so the Poll is now closed! @Sir Fallsalot wins the final BOTM competition for 2020. So what I need now is a wide pic of at least 1920 pixels, and taken from a distance!

Sorry Michelle! Take your diarrhea into another thread you @Mawsley

I can understand you no problem Tym. But making sense out of something Mawsley says is a different matter. I don't think his years as a New Romantic did him any favours!

All my ex's still want to kill me after 45 years!

I've got no idea WTF he's talking about either!

When is this closing @Pedro?

Yeh but if you think your patience is starting to get slightly stretched then you go shopping Ray! Give the new one a good test ride.....making sure it's fit for purpose......then administer the red card to the current one! Then get stabbed!

I'm about as jealous of Pedro's backside as I am of his shiny head! Now his bike......well that's a different matter!

Just skip Fred's comments @Grasshopper's Ride.......I told you he was a sick deviant!

Despite the fact that Pedro had apparently urinated in his pants?

Yeh.....the underseat tank makes hell of a difference! Mine is 190kg but it feels a lot lighter than that.

Bloody heavy though.......around 220kg I think!

Typical Londoner.......no forward planning! This is the way it works Ray......if you're going to red card one you gotta make sure you've got at least one replacement ready to go on the subs bench.

Well I've been belted by at least a dozen females......and stabbed by one! I might have behaved inappropriately on a few occasions, and the others (including the stabbing) was when I red carded them. The situation with the ex-wife was I'd already told he I'd had enough of her shit (and jamrags) and I was leaving. A few days later I may have inadvertently mentioned to her that she was being replaced by a 20 year old........and she just lost her shit completely!

Shit......she sounds a bit of a nutjob Ray. What year did that happen? Mine threw all my clothes out into the street (when I wasn't there) and tore up virtually every bike related photo I'd taken during the period 71-82. One or two pics have survived but they're just a fraction of what I had. I sold my CB750 to a mate the previous week otherwise she'd have put a hammer through it......I've got no doubt about that. At that point I was then homeless......that was January 1983.

Only me and @Lone Amigo I'd say!

No idea when I'll be out again.......

Soon as I see that name I always think of "Itchy Fannies".

They expect people to get KLR's? That's a bit radical isn't it?

So close to Death and Dismemberment!

All dealt with Michelle.......and without the need to drum up false charges as is the case with some places! Tell 'em @Tym

When good Sanitary Towels go Bad has now been switched to this department....

Yeh.....you're a smooth talking motherfucker to be sure Bruce!