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In a van?

I'm off out......cos someone's got to carry you Casuals!

So you thought I was actually serious about banning the words "gay" and "bastard" and going politically correct?

@Clive.......did you have any hearing problems before you met Flouncing Bloater?

Seems your head was full of shit then!

Thinking about it......it usually takes quite a few hours to start feeling ill after the jab. So it may not be connected Clive.

In case any of you are wondering where @Clive is.......he hasn't flounced! Well not yet anyway! The situation is that he had an MRI and his second AZ jab today......and he's come down with a bad headache. So he's taking a sickie!

I was amazed how quiet it was! Can you imagine a shopping mall in Britain being like that on a Saturday morning?

@Sir Fallsalot.......can you get your new gimp to sign up here? The old one seems to be malfunctioning!

Ogri still off bikes Bob?

I'm OK on boots.....it was a Summer jacket that I wanted, and possibly jeans. But the jeans were all narrow legged things and ridiculously long. Same in Carrefour as well.

Snowflake should be banned? What about raindrop?

Cut it in half and put one on each wrist to stop getting burnt there! I have actually done that in the past when I've had to do longer distances.

Report him to @Clive so he'll get an Incomprehensible Warning PM!

If it's your bit on the side then it's fine Dave!

Nice shot Sofia!

Do we need to censor words like "gay" or "bastard" though? Seems like that is the direction some forums are taking!

No spaces for sad twats in vans though Dave! What can we learn from this?

Dragged to Carrefour and the shopping mall in Murcia! So I made the best of it by visiting a couple of bike shops on the same block! Here's Carrefour........notice the bike specific parking areas! They even had some weird Scooter things.... The wife wanted clothes.....but didn't like anything there! But I got a couple of T shirts and 3 pairs of long, thin white socks.......to stop my ankles getting burnt on the bike in the Summer. But no tracksuit bottoms there! WTF? By now, the wife was really pissed off she couldn't get anything.......so I thought I'd cheer her up by taking her into Belmoto BMW. One of the showrooms was full of Chinese type shit I'd never heard of! Then into the BMW showroom! I couldn't believe the size of the big Beemers......they're enormous. The wife likes (or rather tolerates) BMW's cos her favourite bike was Big Bird......the R1150GS. She was very impressed with the 1250GS......then she looked at me and said "You're too old for something like this". After that it was into EuroBikes accessories......very disappointed with their range. They had a nice Summer jacket there for €69 but they had nothing bigger than Large......and I couldn't get my shoulders in that. However they did have Silkolene Chain & Brake Cleaner......so I grabbed a can! Across the road is AutoFerro Honda......but didn't bother to go in. It was just too bloody hot by then. Left at 9am, back at 2.30pm, and 300kms done! The wife ended up with nothing (and it was her shopping trip)......but I got 2 T shirts, 3 socks, and some chain cleaner. So not a complete wipeout. You don't get shit like this on Buttrider! Tell 'em @Tym!

Trolling her and saying he misses Blender no doubt!

Absolutely! What you say @Buckster?

I'm off to Murcia early.......this is going to be a long day!

Good to see you Michelle!