XTreme

Well spotted! Parp is in this year!

On the left is the day I bought the bike......on the right was taken today. See the difference.....Heed Bars, Hand Protectors, Phone Mount, Grip Puppies, and Box resprayed. But look carefully at the exhaust! It was very stained and discoloured when I got it, but bit by bit it's getting back to it's proper colour. Follow the tailpipe back and look at the difference between the two......even the burnt plastic on the rear section (carrier bag probably) has gone. Lot more work to do on the downpipe.....but it's getting there!

My countrymen expressing themselves in the only way they know how.....drunkenness and violence!

Still 6 cases.....1 came off but a new one showed up 2 days ago! And we'd gone over a week with no new cases!

No entry from you this month Tym?

Respect!

Only a massive cunt would vote for himself!

Park it in a swamp......that's a vote grabber!

But it's you as you are. From what I can remember you tend to speak in one tone and pitch.....like the English do. My accent is very up and down in tone and pitch.....like the Spanish are. I've noticed that when the English speak in Spanish they still retain the same linear pattern......whereas mine is all over the place as it is in English.

Michelle got my vote!

@Grasshopper's Ride is in the lead! Have you voted yet?

It's very good Pedro!

Apparently I could still trace his IP even though I wasn't on MB.

Went completely off his head didn't he? Won MOTY and TOTY in the same year then went batshit crazy.......met some other woman or something didn't he? Then years later he turned up on MB (after I'd left) and started ranting about how I was trying to hack into his computer!

No.....it was a guess! In fact I thought it may be even lighter. Are you thinking of something like that?

Some soapy water may come into my field of vision admittedly!

KTM's are usually pretty light.....I'd say about 210kg? But that's a road bike.....17" front wheel.

Lazy Dagos to clean the shit off the road is needed!

Here we go......the poll closes on Tuesday 1st June 8PM GMT! You get one vote......but you are able to change it if you want! These are the entries: MooN XTreme boboneleg Pedro Sir Fallsalot Sofia Six30 Grasshopper's Ride GET YOUR VOTE IN NOW!

@Six30......if serious offroad ability isn't a specific requirement, you should check out the 1050 Strom. Lot of bike for the money!

You're one of us......so of course we care Michelle! Not everybody can be one of us you know......you've got to be "special". What you say @Tym?

Checked the bike and...... So I had to wash it yet again! I'm getting caught every fucking week now!