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They've got form Dave......

When I was young and single it was great.......and when the kids were young it made it all worthwhile. Now it's just a pain in the ass! If it wasn't for fucking Covid my eldest boy would have come over from Poland and we'd have seen our grandkids for the first time. But those stupid Slavic fucks won't wear masks, loads of them won't get vaccinated, plus the Catholic Church has moral objections to it.....which explains why it's rampant there. So it's just too risky for the little ones to travel in that sort of environment. The youngest boy in NL can't come over cos there's high Covid figures there too. Plus his girlfriend's father is seriously ill, so it's not the right time to make the trip. That means another Xmas on our own here! Joy of fucking joys! And it'll either piss down or snow throughout the period to add more misery! Anyway.......what you lot got planned?

He could have been a contender I'd say!

No way he could be accused of biting him.

One liner of the year there I'd say! What you say @Slowlycatchymonkey?

Should have got himself a nice van!

What did he say?

Got to be this one surely?

No......it was a serious bike-related thread by @Tango.......and your dick stuck out like a sore thumb!

Buck didn't go to that......I think @Sir Fallsalot did though.

How did he lose his penis? A bizarre Spandex accident?

One more for the Annoying Cunt thread!

That was a good film......though Roger Moore was a very different type of Bond to Sean Connery!

I could do with some of that!

The latest monologues have now been moved in here because the other members will complain!

Incomprehensible Warning PM could be an option Clive?

I reckon @Slowlycatchymonkey should get that guy on here......they can have a rematch! I could put it out on PPV.......Budweiser would jump at the chance to sponsor that shit!

He's always got an angle Bob! Of course he's still not fessing up as to why he got banned and reinstated on the other place! You reckon he's holding out on us @Clive?

I'm quite at home where I am! What about you?

He's trolling again Bob! Cos on the other forum they've had a thread going for years where everybody just says "Good Morning" and "Good Evening".

Having a flashback?

She's a legend!

I remember when we lived in Llandod and the wife had found my eldest boy (he was about 16 then) had written all over his computer desk in permanent marker. She was pretty pissed off and as soon as he got home from school and walked through the door the wife just shouted at him and said "Steve......you're a fucking twat you are".