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No change in the forecast for me......still raining tomorrow! Possibility of getting out Sunday, but that'll probably turn to shit as well. And Xmas weekend looks like a complete washout too.

Juan asked me today about what was going on back there. I tried my best to explain, but when you're telling people things in a foreign language that make absolutely no fucking sense it's just impossible! He was just looking at me completely bewildered. @MooN may have experienced the same thing.

I just saw on the news that the bloke in the Govt who has been tasked with investigating the parties that never happened actually attended one of them? The person Boris Johnson appointed to investigate the Tories' illegal lockdown-busting Christmas parties, Simon Case, hosted an illegal Christmas party himself in Dec 2020. What's more, the digital invite sent for Case's party was literally titled "Christmas Party".

Yes....it's well known that you've circumnavigated the globe three times before breakfast by land, sea, and air!

Well those wouldn't be relevant to you would it.......cos your van doesn't care what the specs are.

You always know you're going to get a fight though!

Absolutely! Delboy needs to wrap it up now......you can hear his speech is getting slurred.

It'll probably be in there for years now! Not that they're slow doing work......it's just that's what Spaniards do with their bikes - they take them in the dealers and just leave them there.

Parker v Chisora 2 Both look in great shape.....but it has to be Parker on points!

You dropped a bit of weight Fred......cos you look less of a fat cunt than you used to?

New front Tourance fitted this morning in Juan Cortes! So here's a glimpse of riding through Baza.....with cars in my bloody way! Not happy with that shit! And a few shots from the workshop and the showroom. First the workshop...... Juan fucking about with something...... Possibly something of interest to @Sir Fallsalot! Into the showroom and a very similar Vespa to what I passed my test on in 1971. May be of interest to @Mawsley.......no fucking interest to anybody else that's for sure. A mid 80's XJ650......been in there for years! And something you don't see very often......a stripped GoldWing! They're a Kawasaki dealer but most of the showroom is now full of Chinkies! And loads of little Scooters......which are a big thing here! So there we are.......an excerpt from Dago Motos!

And it looks pretty crap for me! So does Xmas week as well! Maybe it'll change? If not, I'll be just kicking my heels as I've got no work scheduled! What about you?

Wales to introduce new coronavirus restrictions with social distancing and closure of nightclubs from 27 December

Talking of truck stop bathrooms.....where's @Pedro?

What Tym said!

No....it was on the right.

Shit! That's hard going!

I call this one......"Annoying Cunt Escaped from Plague Island".

He's an international man of misery.