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Do you know much about foreskin cheese Caroline? @Sir Fallsalot wanted me to ask you for some reason!

Here's me and him when I was the age he is now!

He is!

Did I mention that my wife is half English?

Well it lasted a few minutes longer than the KLR's doohickey if that's any consolation!

All the swimming helping?

Bit different in this case cos she'd shown her true colours.......there was no doubt whatsoever that she was really disturbed. So it was like he was standing on the edge of a cliff.....he could see the drop......but he still stepped forward. I even told him all the steps she would make from thereon.......and I've been right on every one of them.

OK......here's what getting involved with a Psycho does to you! My boy in 2016...... Now in 2021!

I warned him back in 2016 she was fucking crazy......but kids never listen to their parents.

What Tym said!

@Six30 got a vote?

I was doing it on the phone when I spoke to her earlier. Cos her general tone is robotic, stern, confrontational, and argumentative......but I had my "Have a nice day" telephone voice activated. Once we get them here and we get to the boys then we can apply some correction. I told the wife some of the crap that she spouted......and she said "I'll sort that fucking stupid bitch out".

Just had to speak to my boy and the fucking psycho cos I've got a load of papers to fill in to get him admitted to the school. She's not the slightest bit grateful for all the running round I've been doing......fucking horrible cunt she is.

Didn't you fall over with yours Dave?

Their schooling starts at 3 here........so he's good to go. Very nice school, lovely teachers, and even a little Scottish girl of 10. She's lived in Spain all her life but has a strong Scottish accent which obviously came from her parents.

And we have an appointment at the School at 11AM to see about a place for the older one who's 4 in August.

Looks like @Mawsley is ahead......with @Buckster bringing up the rear!

I voted for @Mawsley cos he's a Cunt!

So here we go for March......and some good entries too! Remember that you get one vote, and you are able to change it if you want because it keeps the suspense going! So here are the entries.....and the poll closes on Thursday 31st March 8PM UK time! Mawsley boboneleg Sir Fallsalot Pedro XTreme Six30 Tango Buckster Sofia Get voting!

Submissions Closed!

Yeh......18 days for her to lose her shit!

It's happening.....I just paid for their flight now!

4 hours left to get your entry in!

The older we get the more complicated life gets Bob!