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I'd lost most of my back teeth before I was 21......I've been squashing my food for years!

Yeh.....no chewing involved which is how I prefer it!

I'm partial to the Fray Bentos ones too.....always nice and squashy!

Pukey Pies! Love 'em!

What a Cunt!

Still waiting for @Slowlycatchymonkey to turn up here to meet me!

And no photos?

Right! But it's something that is going to go through though?

Looks like there's still a lot that haven't voted!

Good to see you back out Russ....they've given you a Spanish licence then?

Not at all.....we researched well and visited many areas. Our criteria was low house prices, rural environment, good biking roads, decent Net connecttion, and very few Brits. It ticked all the boxes. And all these years later we don't regret it. The people here have been great to us. It's just that some things are a bit odd at times.

Never mind gobbing off you Cockney Slag......have you found a way to get into that Sanitorium yet?

It would be a laugh seeing Buck and Six wind him up though!

If he signed up here would he have multiple accounts and then never post on them?

Oh god......don't start these morons off again! Looks like a good shop there.....I miss going in places like that. Do the SWM's have Chinky engines now? Cos I know they've had funding from China!

Speaking to a couple of Removal Companies in Madrid trying to get a price for their move in a months time. They seem very efficient and well spoken up there compared to the monosyllabic, grunting buffoons where I live.

JB Weld won't be enough on it's own then?

Great advice......I'll get the wife to do that!

Was that a Shad?

As a follow on to the backrest dilemma.....I did what I always do! I searched for a YouTube Tutorial! And it appears there's two marks inside the lid for the exact spots that you need to drill. So we can sort that out here no sweat! However, the wife won't let me use her drill so I've got to wait till tomorrow for her back to ease off and she's going to do it. It won't be the first time she's had to do shit on my bikes as you know!

The wife wanted me to order a backrest for the box so I got a Shad one from Amazon delivered today. But WTF is going on with these things? You used to stick it to the box with adhesive pads.......now you've got to drill holes in the fucking box. But where exactly? I daren't try that or it'll be carnage......so it's a job for Jonathan in Juan Cortes when I take it in for an oil and filter change in a month or so.

Watching "The Tower" on HBO......it's very good! Similar theme to Line of Duty!

Gone up haven't they?

My vote goes to Bob......I think that's a great shot!