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Grua tomorrow morning!

More horse patrol on the bike. And the twats have fucked up the water again overnight...nothing coming through.

You can expect grooming PM's from the two Harley GayBoys now! Fucking deviants! This wouldn't be happening if @Six30 had got the Mod gig!

Some people don't! We had a guy sign up recently and he left cos somebody used the word "gay" in a sentence! Wasn't politically correct apparently!

That's a support for doing sports! I'm not doing any sports!

Very nice! Where in the UK are you from?

With that trailer I'd say he's very likely to get wood!

Am I right in thinking that if it was an EU mobile network he could connect with no extra charge?

Kippers smell like a fanny that's been shagged all day!

Back to feed the horses again!

Antonio and Jesus!

We're not living in 1980 Lionel!

Normal key! And locking/unlocking with it fixed it earlier today.

Yes it does have a battery in it. But surely the spare key (not remote) should work?

No......all lights on, windows working.

It's gone again!

What?

Transponder in the key?

Where are you?

I did! It worked the first time......now it's back to what it was and spare key isn't clearing it.

And the fucking thing has now done it again......and not deactivating when I manually use the key.

Ignore the Hanoverian wankers Saul. Bunch of fucking Germans they are! You come over to the Celts Corner with me, @Renegade, @Sir Fallsalot, and @Specs!

FIXED! I asked on the Picasso users group on Facebutt and somebody suggested this: "Could it be an immobiliser thing? Try locking and unlocking the car using your key fob before starting it..." I didn't even know it had an immobiliser......but I tried it anyway! And it fucking worked! Now the missus can get that fucking horseshit off my footpegs!

You're the last person who can advise on disinfectant Yen!