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Quality bit of kit! Seems like you've really taken to this bike Saul?

Be able to change the bike (if I wanted to) is the best I can hope for!

This is how my weekend looks...... And I got a shit load of work to do! Can anybody come up with a weekend more dismal than that?

I'm working like hell.....probably will be all weekend!

I don't even know what they are!

I nearly got run over by the Michelin Man when he was riding a Beemer (I think it was an R90S) on the infield at Silverstone in 1978! Fat Twat wasn't looking where he was going!

I think you guys have been watching too much Sons of Anarchy!

Absolutely! It's Cockney Slag or nothing!

No.... @Six30 won't be there! He'll be squatting in somebody's shed and pissing in bottles!

Isn't Mr Slowly coming over with you?

When in June do you get here?

No Harley Rallies will be visited so it's unlikely!

The Hernia's still here,.,....but life has to go on! Even if it's in discomfort. Everybody's welcome so if you want a piece of the action it's there for you. Can't give a date at the moment because of the ongoing storms here......but as soon as possible in June is likely. Forget July and August......we definitely wouldn't survive!

You're the last person to talk about washing bikes Yen!

Spoke to @DangerRuss58 on FB......and he's up for it! There'll be some carnage now!

Just went live! Merchant's Wharf!

I'm sure @DangerRuss58 has a drone.......wonder if he's up for this? Though knowing how disaster prone he is this could end up with carnage!

I'll let you know when it gets nearer the time! I want to see if @Slowlycatchymonkey is interested in getting involved! Thinking about it, we could do with someone who had a drone for this one!

And possibly some crying if I get my bike dirty!

Of course.......do you think I'm crazy or what?

What mileage you got now?

This could be the one that puts me right up there with Ewan and Charley! And it's going to be coming up........weather permitting of course! Apparently there's mineshafts still there, and you have to be very careful where you walk cos parts of it are subsiding! But that just adds to the suspense doesn't it? I wonder if @Skippy has the testicular fortitude to attempt this? And maybe @Slowlycatchymonkey has the vaginal fortitude to take up the challenge as well? Of course, the ideal option would be to get a van, sling my bike and a fucking bicycle in it........then drive across the country to kip in a garden shed and piss in a bottle! But this isn't the time or the place for rational solutions! The rest of you back there can stand down! Stick to Boxhill, Matlock Bath, and Abergavenny Bus Station......this shit is way beyond your level!

Had to take wife to the docs 9AM this morning.......and we confirmed that we can have the 4th Covid jab! We should have had it in February (5 months wait after we had Covid) but we were just too ill with that flu. Which ended up giving me a fucking hernia due to the coughing. So we go in at 1PM on Tuesday for the fourth vaccination!

You don't look like an uncouth thug like the rest of this lot here Saul!

What sort of cost will that be Saul?