boboneleg

I was going to check with you (Pete showed me in the past) but I don't see any point with just two entries .......

Absolutely, but in the same sense you can't play a game of rugby if only two participants turn up .......

Spot on Urco

I'm with you, 35 years now in our house . The loft is absolutely packed with loads of shite but I still wouldn't move .

Ummmmmmmmm , take someone with you .......

good tune on the radio

You're equally to blame as the rest , no photo from you

Ok, due to the pathetic amount of entries I'm not going to bother with a vote. @XTreme must be turning in his grave .......... As I'm not inclined to vote for myself I declare @Vamana Gupta's Qwad the winner PS. You're all a bunch of gay pansy wannabes

Ok, looks like it's a two horse race then........... Submissions will close at Midnight tonight , Voting will start on 30.01.2026

Still hanging around, managed to get out in the garage for a couple of hours today

"I saw a job advertised as a fanny waxers assistant. Job includes removing ladies knickers, prepare fanny for waxing and rub oil in after waxing. When i asked at the job centre they said i had to go to Cornwall. I said why, is that where the job is? No they said thats where the back of the fucking queue is!!"

Acceptable as far as I'm concerned .......

Good luck @Clive Top tip, don't buy another Dacia