Clive

That reminds me of a song.

C to a O, easy done if you have bad eyesight. Like my wife, her maiden surname was Kerridge, on hospital/dental/doctors appointments they would shout...Miss Carriage.....

My doctor is a gentleman of Asian decent, his English aint that cracking......he opened his consulting room and shouted."Olive".............................................the twat.

But she can't quite put her finger on it.

Wish I had thought a original name for my handle on here...... even my doctor gets my name wrong.

Putting down some corn?.....Best of luck, odds on your wife already knows what your up to.

Nearly, but not quite.

@XTreme would you do the same if a certain party rocked up to your gaff. ?

Smells fishy to me..... or is that a red Herring?

It is our event of the week tomorrow........oh yes!......Asda. Hope the cars battery ain't flat.

Sis in law calls our bungalow God's waiting room.

As long as you pay for it. fine by me.

Fuck!..... better tell my wife not to organise a surprise birthday party for me in advance of my birthday then......

Whoo Hooo!...I have not got to go for my yearly MRI this June.....I must be getting better! or they have given up on me.

Yee Hawwww

And in English?

Hope I do not start doing that trick..

Seems he does nothing by halves........all the best for a speedy recovery.

3 broken ribs I have only had 1 and that was bad..

I hear he is good with boilers though...

Be better if he came and painted the fuckers for me!.....you know, to show how it should be done correctly..

Afternoon.

If you have a scooter...it is.

It's a choice between getting out in the garden or watching shite on the tele, gardening is not my idea of fun, but it passes the time, bugger all else to do. I still have these 6 doors to paint, that is the kind of DIY that I hate...