Clive

Here today......☀... ...☀......☀.......and repeat.... Sorta half glad that I was inside painting........scrap that....half glad I was inside. Better at the weekend .....then turning cold again.......fookin global warming...

Streetwalker?

Ladyboys?

Mates?....Can't help you with that.

Back to the Sistine Chapel.... For yet another coat.

Nice big rack.....could fit a HUGE top box on there.

Rain stopped here a while ago......and its 8c.....business as usual.

Here, relive your youth

We have a thunder storm now, 4 seasons in one day, minus the heat.

I will see how this last coat dries, if it still looks crap I may just paint it over with white emulsion..

Dulux!!...I could get better coverage with semi skimmed milk ...onto the 3rd coat. Should have done it with rattle cans.

As the old saying goes...Whoever invented fucking wants decorating.

We has some years ago, it dried like cement on bodywork, a sod to get off. Sleeting here now. fooking windy too.

Sahara sand on its way to you again?....Majorca has got it.

Papers keep saying it's gonna warm up here, BBC long range forecast says different

Snow!...fucking snow!....its not settling though.

I don't think there is room for all 3 of you in grans bath tub Maybe this is a better idea.

I doubt you would need a Chinky or a scoot as a excuse.

A Chinky!.....I would rather have another one than the scoot ..... beggars can't be choosers.

Because they have dug out the top soil (and sold it ) leaving you with shitty clay soil mix, it happens on many new developments too....crap drainage.

Spanish version..

Our front lawn, is almost 100% moss, tried to clear it a few years ago, but failed, it looks OK as it is, we call our bungalow Moss Bank

Have a nice ride both of you Bastards!

You have to be brutal and rake all the moss out, something I should do, but can't be arsed, the lawn will look crap for a while, but with a bit of grass seed it will recover.