Clive

Ain't the sidecar on the wrong side for Spain's roads?.

Would this be about politicians?..........if so I can't comment.

You will be doing a full service next.

Does @XTreme know how to take it off?.

Iam the same with a curry.......love em........but they play havoc on my digestion.

I like mushy peas ......but they don't like me.

She,s brainier than me, so that's out!.

Do give me some insight.......my wife still leaves me confused at times..

Trying to get a dead Flymo working, bet it was made in China.

Whooo a Zontes!......There again no.....would have to be a CFMoto for me.

I did not vote for Brexit......as I was on holiday in Majorca at the time.

How much tax will they pay on the £1000

Boring cunt!.... definitely!.

Better get a ride on the scoot today, see (after tightening various bolts) how the leak is, or is not going. Hospital tomorrow.....oh joy!. And childminding starts on Thursday.

Will give that a go. I think it's coming from the cam cover, but the cam chain tensioner is on the top of the engine, but cannot see up there without literally taking the scoot to bits. Will give the talc a try.....will Johnson Baby powder be best?....Or will Asda home brand be ok?.

Been told I/we have to have the test for my appointment at the audiology department next Tuesday.... fail it and appointment will be rearranged for another date..............not had to take the test before It's no big bother, apart from having to be there at 9am.

My Covid test tomorrow!........9am on a Sunday morning!!

Got my fleece on again! May get 22c later Take scoot for spin, get it warm and try and see for certain where the oil leak is.

Had to put my fleece on this morning........lovely Hope the back improves @Swagman

I will get "Blender" to issue said pm to @Six30...........Or you could ask @Tym to send one......that would really be incomprehensible.

There is (or was) a farm near Melton Mowbray that has Bison, Used to see them in the fields when passing that way.......big buggers!.

@Mawsley,s meal out.

It's what's called working within the system............don't blame anybody for using the tax mans rules against him.........if you can it's a win win.

@Six30..Fuck Off..........there, that's told ya.

That's the only good thing about being a pensioner, come whatever the money is there in the bank, just not enough of it.