Slowlycatchymonkey

Maybe not left yet?

For a wedding you need at least two hip flasks. And some food. I've never been to a wedding where everyones not starving and inebriated by the time the food arrives.

Elevenses?

Oh yeh all about the peace n love.

Not in that helmet.

Poor Brad. Hopefully he'll look in a mirror at some point The rules are never bag someones new bike, folk who suck the joy out of a new toy should be shot. Whether his mates right or not he's a total knob.

Love a bit of pin striping. Nice paint job. Only thing that irks is the plastic tank strap.

Admit it or not we all have a relationship with our bikes no matter what they are, they're in part priceless so yer thats the lowest of the low. Well not exactly, insurance companies are the lowest of the low, the differences between insurance companies and thieves are difficult to discriminate.

Fecking awesome @boboneleg The sort of ride that tickles the heart. The balance isn't so bad then?!

Well some of thats annoying shite but some of it like closed (not locked) gates I understand if you're moving cattle where there's public access well thats a whole nother story. As a reasonable sprinter I can tell you 4 legs beats 2 every time and feckers who leave gates open should be shot on sight

Loving this report. Do not fancy my chances of staying dry on ford number two! Or any water for that matter

So satisfying

Yer there are definitely some upsides

Last weekend with my boys before my youngest leaves for the first time. I'm doing a pretty good job of appearing fine with it..

I live near weston-super-mare the chances of them turning up clean are remote.

Dunno. Last weekend the boys will be home before they both leave for uni so got to make the most of it. Maybe some sort of banquet.

Balls forgot to vote

Im not daft enough to enter this fixed shit show

Oh god not this again, been here before, after the ducking they tried the burning thing, they’re all dead now (dunno why they think we’ll burn), handy having the Devil for bezzie.

Whose pic we talking about anyway?

Surely it’s not a strict calendar month and just runs from one BOTM to the next.

Oh deary me. How could you leave out “twat”

If its a good bike pic its a good bike pic DOWN WITH THE RULES!