gymwitch

2 hours ago, XTreme said:

I'm sure she'll be back soon.

What woman can resist my Mange?

Well there is that....

She's wasnt feeling too well. I hope she is getting better !!!

Good grief man i just ate !!!

3 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

the video is set as private so wont play. 

Ta think ive fixed it?

https://youtube.com/shorts/Y8K0mpYNKNw?feature=share

Centurion Scooter Club set up before the others arrive today. My first night spent in the new tent was a success and i love it. The showers and toilet facilities are awesome here which i wasnt expecting so bonus. 24hr food on but nowt for veggies so ill be living on chips . 

Had an awful time getting here yesterday when a scooterer skidded in deep gravel infront of me...i braked but lost the back end of my bike, he was rolling in my path and i hit him. My concern was dropping my bike on him so i just concentrated on keeping it upright, its a heavy bike and fully loaded it would have broken bones. I felt absolutely dreadful. Witnesses and the guy himself kept saying that i did right but man i was devastated. 

Anyway onward with the weekend. 

Oh and sorry about the psycho goblin type laugh in the video....if it plays as it keeps saying youtube wont play it. 

23 hours ago, Marcel said:

I've been constipated for the pass few days.... Im disparate.. Who knows it might work.. 

It absolutely will !!!

15 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

He said earlier he doesn't have one.

Its an American thing over 80% of them have no helmet. Every year a percentage of these poor babies will become infected and suffer deformity or worse.. and yet they continue with it, the idea is its cleaner. Even if it prevents a minute percentage of children from getting a urine infection (which is easily treated) this does not offset the risks.

Plus a baby can't consent to it which is quite a big thing when you consider it causes a loss of sensitivity.

Bet you weren't expecting that answer

I second that emotion. Both my boys are fully helmeted

10 minutes ago, Marcel said:

Could someone re - post the pic.. 

1 hour ago, Buckster said:

I would ban the fucker for the mange picture.

I second that emotion. I have PTSD thanks to that picture. 

Thats awesome !!!

9 minutes ago, Buckster said:

Don't worry dear, I promise you will see my erection soon and you won't be disappointed. 

I'll be the judge of that

7 hours ago, Buckster said:

Let the insemination begin. 

There needs to be an erection for that and we are still waiting....just sayin

10 hours ago, XTreme said:

Damn....I forgot Grace!

That makes two Brits, Canadian, Portuguese, and Australian!

Sounds like the start of a bad joke

4 minutes ago, Tym said:

The girls love money shots here @Marcel! 

What money shots? I havent seen any..... what you say @Slowlycatchymonkey

1 minute ago, XTreme said:

They love to see pubes @Marcel

Noooooooo dammit !!! Im just getting my vision back after the last pube pic 

3 hours ago, Six30 said:

Your all cunts 

I second that emotion

4 hours ago, Buckster said:

@Marcel is a member of Arcadian royalty, his standards likely preclude hobbits.

He might like hobbits. 

Morning

A 'what the hell im in' trip. The scooter lot are going to Kelso rally so im going too, on my bike of course. Camping at the showground and already booked on to the local parkrun there We leave this Thurs morning and im almost packed. Andy hopefully will come up after work on saturday night. Drive back on sunday. Praying to the sun gods as we speak. Im going to try and go pro stuff this time. Im excited to try the new tent  & the shredded memory foam pillow @Slowlycatchymonkey recommended looks plush. Ive also got a thick foam yoga matt for under my matress. Hopefully be a bit warmer. 

Think i need a bigger bike

Still food to pack and other bits and pieces

On 20/05/2022 at 00:13, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Is this the trip that was supposed to happen before some scrotes nicked Andy’s bike?

Sorry i have missed this. Yes we are able to take his dad round the isle of wight this time. Andys bike has the back box and rest and is more secure. 

Im at the pre flounce at last but not sure why 

15 minutes ago, Six30 said:

For a change …. I’m a bit offended .

Oh in that case im a bit sorry.....

1 minute ago, Six30 said:

Nothing wrong with being nice you should try it for a change 

32 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Happy Sunday

Happy sunday to you too