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6 minutes ago, Swagman said:

As long as it’s only a wank though.

2 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Bender got to him and dragged him back you mean? 

More than likely 

12 minutes ago, XTreme said:

No sign of @Swagman?

Have the nurses in the Old Folks Home sedated the twat?

I think it more likely he had the tap on the shoulder from the grim one himself saying it was time to shuffle

That you don't know the bikes as well as you thought

Must say that bike definitely looks beige or was it magnolia

14 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Doesn't look ginger to me!

Most definitely not a ginger

8 hours ago, BusBoy said:

Green? The bike is pink!

Only the most comfortable could ride a pink(red) bike 

9 minutes ago, XTreme said:

I've got underpants older than you Rich!

Well it sounds to me like you ought to buy some more, they probably wont be in as good condition as me

2 minutes ago, Grasshopper's Ride said:

oh this one is a keeper! 

Well you being I'm guessing a similar age to me makes you a young lady in my books 

2 minutes ago, XTreme said:

You'd die happy if you had mouth to mouth from a Portuguese guy who eats roadkill? 

A mouth is a mouth......when in Rome and all

3 minutes ago, Grasshopper's Ride said:

To be honest I'm not, I'm not sure why I speak this way?  

it's just the way it rolls off my tongue.....

 

I'm sorry, lol......seriously I don't try to pervert your minds, you all have that covered....

Not wrong though I'd suggest you are not all that innocent thinking as you are making out young lady

15 minutes ago, XTreme said:

You're throwing them out deliberately now Michelle! 

One of these old gits will end up having a heart attack.......and they ain't getting mouth to mouth from me.

I'll delegate that gig to @Pedro 

Us old boys will die very happy men then eh

1 minute ago, Swagman said:

Well that’s what you said you wanted.

Wow swag what's wrong mate you had a night terror again and have been allowed back on to calm yourself down

4 hours ago, Grasshopper's Ride said:

Thanks for bringing that back around to the topic at hand. 

It almost felt too smooth at first, like things weren't tight, but after riding for a bit I got use to it. . 

It's good to see a lady who isn't scared to do the work themselves aswell

1 minute ago, Grasshopper's Ride said:

You know you want to...... 

Oh go on then 

Maybe not desperate more like precocious though I'd prefer not to share but if I have to I will

Just now, Grasshopper's Ride said:

Well that's nice..... and so when did this become a self help group?..... 

About 20 minutes ago

27 minutes ago, BusBoy said:

Just stupid?

Not the first time I have been called stupid.....I more call it curiosity 

I have been smoking for 20 odd years so unlikely to quit any time soon 

18 minutes ago, Grasshopper's Ride said:

Bring it on I can take it 

Hey.....I'm not old 

29 minutes ago, Grasshopper's Ride said:

Now @BusBoy here is an example of a man who can take a little direction.... 

What can I say I'm well trained

23 minutes ago, Grasshopper's Ride said:

Agreed, but we could start with a smile, and take that thing out of your mouth......

How about I'll take another one in the morning just for you Michelle and this time smiling and without the tab

12 minutes ago, Grasshopper's Ride said:

You are a quick one aren't you.....I was waiting for Pete to quote me on that, it was too good to resist wasn't it. 

It was definitely too good an opportunity to miss I'm just surprised I got in there first

15 minutes ago, Grasshopper's Ride said:

Thanks @Sir Fallsalot   You are very observant.....nice 

It is never a derailment if you want to talk about vehicles, I love them.  I am aware of the Hilux there, and it is the same for the 4Runner here, they just go and go.  I love the thing, it can crawl through anything and look good doing it.  One of the last frame on body trucks you can get here, which I like, you can feel the road under you. 

It's always good when you can feel something under you eh grasshopper