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15 minutes ago, Catteeclan said:

I was going to comment how cosy it looked in there but I'll keep my gob shut as I can't get in my sheds.

Its just about big enough 

43 minutes ago, Grasshopper's Ride said:

Look at you, you clean up nice! 

Your man shed on the other hand could use a tidy up.  Let's work on that for next time. 

The thing is I tidy it up and by the following day it's a mess again, though it looks a mess its actually organised chaos 

44 minutes ago, XTreme said:

.....and everybody else's food as well by the look of it! 

I am known in my family as the human dustbin 

34 minutes ago, XTreme said:

.....and everybody else's food as well by the look of it! 

How did you know 

Not fat....only a slimline 17st what can I say I like my food

Just for you @Grasshopper's Ride

Wash you mouth out....honda

2 minutes ago, Swagman said:

Don’t you go putting things in my mouth Rich.

Why not you did a good job last time I put something in your mouth

6 minutes ago, Swagman said:

As long as it’s only a wank though.

2 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Bender got to him and dragged him back you mean? 

More than likely 

12 minutes ago, XTreme said:

No sign of @Swagman?

Have the nurses in the Old Folks Home sedated the twat?

I think it more likely he had the tap on the shoulder from the grim one himself saying it was time to shuffle

That you don't know the bikes as well as you thought

Must say that bike definitely looks beige or was it magnolia

14 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Doesn't look ginger to me!

Most definitely not a ginger

8 hours ago, BusBoy said:

Green? The bike is pink!

Only the most comfortable could ride a pink(red) bike 

9 minutes ago, XTreme said:

I've got underpants older than you Rich!

Well it sounds to me like you ought to buy some more, they probably wont be in as good condition as me

2 minutes ago, Grasshopper's Ride said:

oh this one is a keeper! 

Well you being I'm guessing a similar age to me makes you a young lady in my books 

2 minutes ago, XTreme said:

You'd die happy if you had mouth to mouth from a Portuguese guy who eats roadkill? 

A mouth is a mouth......when in Rome and all

3 minutes ago, Grasshopper's Ride said:

To be honest I'm not, I'm not sure why I speak this way?  

it's just the way it rolls off my tongue.....

 

I'm sorry, lol......seriously I don't try to pervert your minds, you all have that covered....

Not wrong though I'd suggest you are not all that innocent thinking as you are making out young lady

15 minutes ago, XTreme said:

You're throwing them out deliberately now Michelle! 

One of these old gits will end up having a heart attack.......and they ain't getting mouth to mouth from me.

I'll delegate that gig to @Pedro 

Us old boys will die very happy men then eh

1 minute ago, Swagman said:

Well that’s what you said you wanted.

Wow swag what's wrong mate you had a night terror again and have been allowed back on to calm yourself down

4 hours ago, Grasshopper's Ride said:

Thanks for bringing that back around to the topic at hand. 

It almost felt too smooth at first, like things weren't tight, but after riding for a bit I got use to it. . 

It's good to see a lady who isn't scared to do the work themselves aswell

1 minute ago, Grasshopper's Ride said:

You know you want to...... 

Oh go on then 

Maybe not desperate more like precocious though I'd prefer not to share but if I have to I will

Just now, Grasshopper's Ride said:

Well that's nice..... and so when did this become a self help group?..... 

About 20 minutes ago