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I have literally just got home from the ride bob don't fret... Report to follow shortly

You'd burst into flames bob you're best not to

Sucks to be you bob, if that was me I'd have taken them there and dropped them off...once inside I'd have left and let them walk home, aren't they abit old for imaginary friends

Directly to the asylum do not pass go do not collect €200

Not exactly a recce as such more we took skye to alnwick Gardens yesterday then to let her have a sleep we went for a drive and just so happened that we went that way, it wasn't a pre planned "recce"

That my friend can be sorted just say the word

My guess would be he will drive out in to the Spanish wilderness on the way back from the airport and bash her with a hammer and leave herin one of those abandoned houses while he drives on with the grandkids and meets up with them back at the house..... Not giving you ideas though pete

Well wheres the sangria, kind of fucking shopping is it without a few litres of sangria

If thats how you want to see it....

Well why not go out for a ride casual

Why not pick them all up on the bike that way you don't have to listen to her endlessly calling you a twat

Let's get it out the way early then... CUNT!

So owing to not being able to get out on the bike I have been given the green light to go out on the bike tomorrow morning though shes says i have to be home by around 2pm so as I have a good few hours available now I need to decide where to go, initial thoughts are head towards alnwick then head west ish towards Otterburn and off around kielder forest direction, grab a good few piccies and aim to return along the rollercoaster that is the A68. Did a small recce of the planned route yesterday in the car so have some idea of what I'm to expect.... Ride report will follow with pics and maybe onboard video footage from my camera system So watch this space.....

Say that when you're pissed bob

I wish I was on the bike even half as much but currently family commitments and work are keeping the rides sidelined of late

I bet you listen to audio from Michelle when you're going to bed after a long hard day of retirement work too

I put 95 quid of diesel in the jag yesterday which will hopefully last me around a month

But they were from the back of your or was it bobs van.... Enablers the lot of you

Oh dear it seems another forum gone down the swanney

You sure he hasn't been in the local gaul for the past 5 years

They dont look anything like eachother, thats a mental change in just 5 years

Well thats at least some good news in an affair thats been a veritable shit show on her part for a number of years, hopefully it happens sooner rather than later pete

I'd say those who are of that disposition have now flounced and nobody has taken their place

Name them all.....