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Drugged I'd say

Oh just being himself

You're technically retired so you must have a fund that was eaten up by the FPM

£40 you'd never afford it now on your retirement fund

That's no dog it's a meerkat

I'd say so, it features what looks like a fucking harley....must have been a prezzie from his mod friend! Did someone say secret santa

There is that, does Pete go for fat munters though?

You and me both mate, there's just no need for being so ungrateful for everything that Pete and Mrs pete has done for them

Sounds like you and the wife needs to really start ramping up the giving her a straightener she's been around long enough to have got over herself and she really needs to start making an effort to be decent. I hope you told them to fuck off and to go get them themselves instead of relying on you constantly

When did she die?

That's alot of shrimp.. Hope you and yours have a great day too mate

You too zzzak. Get the barbie going and throw on some shrimps

I wonder how the queen's speech will go this year

Right up the arse

I'm surprised you didn't flop your sausage out for them you deviant

We drove down to my parents today, we are seeing friends tomorrow then a big family gathering on Xmas Day, boxing day seeing some other friends and her grandad is coming over to my parents. Other than that just getting pissed

I'm only ad much in the running as bucky so it's looking like a gay 3way

Hopefully with enough arsenic to drop a large blue whale

Xmas Dinner with the devil....I'm sure you can infuse her meal with something harmful?

So at what point did you're character become questionable?

#fuckedoverabarrel