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Not a bad shout mate, someone who can ride in the wet....... Though I'd force the old nut to ride in the rain just to watch him wobble about from puddle to puddle

Would I That fat fuck would sink like a rock straight to the bottom.... mainly because we'd have tied his hands and feet together

How far is that away from yours?

Enough said really

We are driving back north to get home at hopefully a reasonable time so yes I'll be out but in the car

Building a nest? Let's call the exterminators

You moved to Thailand then Marcel

Happy birthday from the FPM. P.s you gave me mange the last time you shagged me but its ok I gave you aids

Definitely not gay

Why's the wife smoking?

Happy birthday Pete, ya racist old badger. Now get out on the bike in the rain

Yeah skye is a walking talking germ since she started nursery in January

When will we get the betelguise variant that way anyone who gets it will go supernova

I'm sure my wife is wondering that too, I took yesterday off because of the shifts I put in and today we are off to the south for my mum's birthday. Just waiting for the child to finish nursery and then we will be getting on the road

You mean the engine doesn't run on metal.... well you learn something new everyday. That was a question from Pete, he thought petrol was just a lubricant to help the metal flow better

Incoming friendly fire so chances are you're be going skywards after fitting it

Half a dozen, mostly around Tottenham

Haha yeah would have been good had that been the case but between Monday morning and 11pm last night when I got home I did slightly over 56 hours driving over that 3 day period and worked closer to 63 hours and the time I wasn't working I was asleep so 9hours sleep over that time over that time was shit, don't think I'd last very long on that kind of balance. Today though I've been offered a start next Tuesday for the place I've been working at doing the holiday cover as one of the guys there has just handed his notice in, im working there again next week anyway so will find out the gen and will most likely go there as I'll be minimum £500 a month better off as its a 5 mile commute rather than 40 miles a day to Middlesbrough and back, and I get my own truck so don't have to keep transferring all my prozzie killing gear from one truck to another. It's a no brainer

Trade plate drivers don't work by tacho as most won't be calibrated

Well that's me just getting up after my 21½ hrs shift at work yesterday.... Started 3am yesterday and drove up to thirsk then got a truck from thirsk to sherbert in your helmet, got dropped off in Bedford for a run down to Purfleet, a taxi to Leyton and then another gritter up to thirsk all in all about 18 hrs behind the wheel of trucks..... And work then got surprised when I told then am I fuck on the road today..... bunch of twats They really wouldn't have cared if I'd worked 24hrs straight dropped off the gritter and then gone off on to another pick up and they say we're not under duress to get the job done

This is get comical now.... what next are you going for the full winnebago look?

He has...multiple times, I believe they even have a love child

Speaking from experience are we fred?