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Don't lie old man you don't shag anymore....

See he liked midgets even before he was deported to Spain

Legend has it you did

The bad influence you meant?

There fixed, that seems to be all the Welsh surnames covered

Wooley wonka

I'm currently in Lincoln getting loaded, im sure I saw you crawling along the a1 this morning holding up all the traffic

Hmm bit of a wrongen arent you pete?

At long last something that actually makes sense @zzzak

Must take you about 40 days and 40 nights to get back to haggis land with that trailer in tow I know you're now limited to 60 but I'd be surprised if it would trouble 40 now

It's fucking lashing it down here, has been since yesterday just after I finished the service on the jag.... that was lucky

How bad are they? Wouldn't some crome polish and elbow grease do the job? As for companies im sure they are all the same workmanship and price

This is very true, though its funny to see their comebacks

203 bhp and 380kg bike and rider weight

Well my day currently consists of giving the jag it's annual service in readiness for the drive down south this time next weekend it's been 14k miles since I last did it and the service me now light has been on for a good while so today I relented and I'm giving it what it wants

Just done the numbers and with me on it it's 534bhp per ton. So you were nearly right it does start with a 5

3...2....1..... que the rain

5'10 I'll have you know and it's not all fat like you'd expect from a truck driver, im not getting any heavier as I am really watching what I'm eating and I have been going training when I've been home on a Tuesday and Thursday evening so don't worry yourself about that

So bucky when you getting yours on a dyno? We need to see your figures or have your bollocks now dropped out of this power issue

I'm 17½ stone so around 112kg not too bad for a prop

Bloody hell thats expensive