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A few more I'd say

The dirty fucker shagged me, somebody call the police i want him sued

I'd be focusing more on the other end, he's probably rooted it

Well hopefully your blood pressure will get itself sorted out and they can crack on getting the hernia repaired

My viper lid has built in Bluetooth and it lasts a good while, and it's clear up to 70-80mph, my mate wants a comms kit so when we are out we don't need to keep stopping to talk and decide on where we're going

See all those years as a keyboard warrior are catching up with you, you need to get out doing some exercise

Well have to say the pilot road 6 gt is the best tyre I've ever used, straight out of the box it has unbelievable amounts of grip and feedback. It didn't feel like I was riding on marbles till it is bedded in so I can only assume that it will be alot grippier once its been run in

Well im in getting the new front tyre fitted, let's see how long this one lasts, rear tyre is only half worn so I'll get a pilot road 6 gt on the rear when it's time

I'm sure that decimal point is in the wrong place! Should have read 1.96bhp Anything more than that and the bike would disintegrate they are made so badly

I'm not fat just big boned

That sounds like my wife, she's not happy unless it's 3 million degrees c

My dad stood guarantor for our last place.... does that make me a 'kid'

Why does that face look like Hitler?

So they run the bike on hydrogen apparently and it cleans up all the carbon buildup within the engine

The day I picked it up was just over 300 miles door to door

Yeah its definitely palitive care he needs the menopause happened when that old cunt was in his early 70s..... that was about 80 years ago I've heard

I've done a 300mile day on it though and at no point did I ever say to myself I know this thing needs a fucking back rest, you doddery old cunt

My body missed those memory mechanisms....anything more than about 18⁰c and I'm

Fucking pussy, like that has the power or acceleration to need that.....

For the tyre £183 fully fitted on a ride in service. The dyno and hydro flow is £150 But if it does a good job I'll be getting it done to the jag

You'll have likely be so used to it you don't notice

FRENCH.....

I'm going to bet he means that the springs on both sides have actually snapped instead of being modified, and headlight beam too low I doubt you'd have picked up on unless you'd checked it on a wall at night