Swagman
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Why is it snowing there?
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Wouldn’t want to take that down green lanes.
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No I’m not because you don’t dry the condoms out, keep them wet and slippery.?
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Things are getting bad when you can’t get your tea bags, you’ll have go back to tea leaves.?
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You usually drop those in the bog not outside.
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They won’t accept you showing your ass so not for you really.?
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Diane they have a small pipe.?
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Yeah but don’t forget Pete will use each one 6 times.?
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Try it now, mind you probably have a hard time finding a princess, maybe an ambassador will do.??
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You could’ve stuck with the gaffer tape they suited your style.?
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Better he was knocked back rather than knocked up.?
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Now you’re just fucking teasing, did you get your 2000 tea bags.
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Good job doing that I didn’t think you could get that low?
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Now that’s a bird.?
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Only for fat people like my neighbour.?
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Well they will only be shots of empty streets as usual, I don’t know what gives you the idea we want to see them, have they got your one man and his dog in them.??
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No I don’t do any of that thinking business it’s too hard.?
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Yeah but at least we’ve adjusted to it, you have it to come.??
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Well I am sat here looking a bit green mate??
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Yeah I know and these tablets don’t help.?
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Welcome Rich, you following me.
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They are diesels.?
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I find it an small adventure just getting on the bike these days, but after a ride it is a massive adventure getting off .?
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You’re Lucky we’re confined to barracks here, London is about fucked, hospitals at bursting, don’t look good at the moment, record hospitalisation infection and deaths over here.??
