Swagman
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My nuts?
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Now look here if I have to work people have to pay, and besides they fit me better than him.?
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PM is that Boris you are getting at there.?
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Yeah but what about the jeans.?
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Now fuck that he got value for his dollar for fuck sake, so I keep the wallet.??
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Nowt to do with us guv we were the innocent party.??
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Bellend blew his load just normal really.?
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Looks like you’ll just fuck anything then.
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Wow we must have met you have me to a tea.?
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Mine fell off.?
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As long as you remember which way up your bike is meant to be.?
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Senility remind me what that is again.?
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Was he one of the Pearson hippos from Newark?
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Should have taken the helicopter.?
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Ok look but no touching, that’s when the costs start to climb.?
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That’s the best way to sort it no more problems.?
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Great put a big blister on his cock.?
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Well the twat was trespassing served him right, it’s a certainty he didn’t do it again.?
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Might know you would be into that Sky.??
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Yeah that’s the man got done for not calling an ambulance didn’t he.
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That farmer would be my mate for sure.??
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Of course you have to keep saving our asses we are cousins after all.??
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That’s great I’ll get some beer in we can have a slay the fat bastard party.?
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No trouble he’s just a twat and I hope he dies soon.????
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Hey Tym that metal thing that fires the lead thingy, can I borrow it to put my neighbour out of my suffering.??
