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Swagman

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  1. That’s great then a beer a and a good time it will break the boredom of this lockdown just a tad, but mind don’t get me to exited my pacemaker might give out.??
  2. Now look if you want to show your ass I’m sure there will be no complaints on here definitely not from me.????
  3. never wish for what you don’t want eh.?
  4. That’s because they are sick of seeing your scrawny ass.
  5. Hi Grasshopper thanks for the greetings.?
  6. Just keep your back to the wall he hates that.?
  7. XTreme is me dad but he doesn’t want anyone to know, kept me in his basement until this week bastard.??
  8. Yeah and then you latched on to some other unsuspecting lady.?
  9. Takes years of practice but I’ll soon master it.???
  10. No worries I’m used to that, as long as the dicks aren’t to big as I’m only small.?
  11. No I don’t can’t afford one, just my trusty old 2003 Fazer.?
  12. Flaccid now that’s a topic I know all about.?
  13. Well no loss there then really, In my experience you need to keep those bus people in front of you because I found out harshly they ram you in the back wheel.??
  14. Why you unfriendly him Clice.?
  15. It’s only temporary I got permission to come and see a white haired old geriatric sheep farmer on here.??
  16. I have tried the co2 type tyre repair one it didn’t have enough co2 to inflate properly I think you would need 4 or 5 canisters.
  17. I thought you would have worn that gif out by now.?
  18. Is it full of sailors then??
  19. I have joined a bikers group haven’t I or is it a bus depot here, you do realise since being knocked off by a bus I have a great fear of them.?
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