Swagman

That’s no good it’ll make him flounce.

Well I can’t see any fucker on here worthy of MOTY.

I don’t get restricted on here so guess I’ll stay, plus there are no fucking snowflake mummies girls/boys on here that’s worth staying for.

Now I’m pleased you wrote that.

Sharp scratch as they say.

That seems very high to me, I test mine most days but it is with a different measurement, I should be around between 5 and 11 that keeps me in the normal rate for a type 2 diabetic.

I been on metformin for about 3 years now had 3 or 4 diabetic eye tests all been ok, when I fist got diagnosed the emergency doctor rang me at 6pm one night and told me to get down to A&E straight away as it was a tad high 126, that was scary.

Even in the house where I'm living now! That was your fucking reflection, that would scare anyone.

Yes I know you do, but not me.

It always amazes me that when someone spots something the camera is always out of focus.

Yes I would agree with you there @XTreme I don’t believe in that stuff anyway.

Here’s hoping you do OK, last blood test I had they where creeping up, doctor wanted to put me on another med in place of metfomin I wasn’t to keen so told him to wait to see if I could get it down, unfortunately it keeps going like a yo-yo.

Now what’s wrong with that.

I just stopped eating that stuff but I fear after all the efforts I have done giving up sugar and stuff I’m on a losing battle, just cannot seem to keep the levels down, how are you doing @Sir Fallsalot.

Fuck @Pedrodo you really need to ask.

Now there you go our mate was visiting his sons and daughters in London, he took short with no toilets around , proceeded to go in the bushes and there was a Muslim kneeling on his prayer mat right where he was going to piss.

Thanks @Slowlycatchymonkeyall things welcome.

Who the fucks Bruce.

Hey up Slowly you still got a stash, what’s your location I’ll help you scoff it so you don’t lose your figure and Mr Slowly notices.

Well wouldn’t you piss on him.

Ooh loverly that would take his fat head off, what a nice thought that is would make my Christmas complete.

You taking sides now Father Time?.

Yeah he’s 93.

Bit green here but will that poke a hole through my neighbors fat head?.