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they look like two hillbilly chrome dildos

Gay

did the earth move for your boyfriend as well

no ..no i dont..

all you need to know is im a big deal round here.... i have shelves full of leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany .

no ... bob , no i dont ... they are probably lesbians

How would that of worked .... you wrecked it falling off it

no.. thats where my yard is .. i couldn't live down there ..its a shithole

no ...no ian i dont

shithole

You Plastic skirt wearing sweaty sock....

less co2's ... yup that bollox again

you been have little wrestles with em in your pants ?

Unless your driving one

I let @Buckster have a lay in this morning ... he's worn out..

did any of them fall of ... asking for @Marcel le Moose Fondler

One of the shoplifters came round this morning with some washing tablets... asked if any thing else i wanted ..said shower gels deodorants etc.. cunt came back in the afternoon with a cutlery set and a pack of drill bits ..

yeh thats what fucks the engines bits of the belt blocking the pump... how much can you buy it for ?

poor original design ?

curry tonight ..a proper curry , my mrs mate is brown , not sure where she is from but she makes a banging indian curry

and if my aunty bernie had balls and a cock i could call her uncle berty

i'd be more worried about the gearbox in it... it is a stupid idea having a belt running through the oil... cant remember time wise but ford have lowered the mileage on what time to get belt done think its 100k now , no way i would go that distance with out getting it changed, fella i know sells late vans , any with wet belts he gets changed before he puts em up for sale, none of em ever come back for failed belts its always dpf or adblue problems which is another stupid idea

you wont see a poor vet ..... @Sofia is one of the richest women in Portugal