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Six30

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  1. Is there an erection involved once delivered?
  2. Just rang the rape advice line..... apparently its only for victims.
  3. A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left with the hope that she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed over to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her upright. This went on all morning. Later, the family returned to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home. “So ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?” “It’s pretty nice,” she replied. “Except they won’t let me fart.”
  4. we do ...the uk is on fire during the summer months ..people just catch fire walking to the shops and that... we need to pay more taxes to stop the Climate change ... someone told me the other day the Climate has always changed and we are in a cooling period at the moment.. who they kidding , we are all fucking doomed ... paying the Government more of our money is the only way..
  5. best thing to dispose of a body ...you have to take the victims teeth out first though...
  6. Six30

    weekend

    Did you ever try and chase him ?
  7. Six30

    weekend

    i always thought he was a Bender.... apparently not
  8. Six30

    weekend

    falling over you say …
  9. your confusing him with Rossi....
  10. Marquez..to be world champ this year..
  11. Six30

    weekend

    Cherry beer .... is there a disco there as well .
  12. thanks for the update Scott.... your dad is very much missed .
  13. hmmm .... now which one , hotel ..... or living like a homeless person for a few days freezing your nuts off in a tent , this is a tough decision ...not
  14. surely your not camping .... you lunatics
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