Tango

It came with the bike.

Is it time to put you all out of your misery?

Difficult to tell from a video, but if it's not just round the corner, where you can pop over to look and listen to it, you're probably better off looking elsewhere.

Prefer this one. The white one is not really different enough from your Ducati?

That's because they can't afford the fares on their pensions!

Are you going for the most coffee stops record or something?

I blame Ewan and Charlie!

Another friend had a Honda CBR600RR a few years back. I tried to sit on it, but it was excruciating, even without actually riding it! He said that he liked it, but couldn't do more than an hour on it because of the riding position and the noise from the exhaust he had on it. He's got a Honda 800 Crossrunner now, which his missus actually enjoys going on the back of!

A guy I used to know always went for sports bikes and 1-piece leathers, but he was seriously slow! I'm not a speed merchant, but when he did come on a rideout even my missus was quicker than him. Then people would take the piss out of his chicken strips and he'd get the hump and go home! I really never understood why he was drawn to sports bikes.

Our health card goes inactive if it's not used for more than a year, but you can pop into a pharmacy and get them to update it, which keeps it active. I just did that this evening when I was in the pharmacy with my missus as she was picking up her regular prescription drugs. It's just short of a year since I last used it!

You only had half a top box worth of kebabs then?

So, you mugged the kebab delivery lad and now you're trying to flog his bike? Is business that slow?

Make a good second bike I reckon!

There'll be a few on here dusting off their passports!

DR650? Or something a bit lighter? Voge 300 Rally?

When I had my A4 Avant I could just rock up at my local Audi dealer and get them to fill the Ad Blu. Same price per litre as in the filling stations, but I didn't get my hands dirty! Didn't need to book an appointment either! Pretty good service really. I'm not sure if they still do it.

I hired a van a few years back, it had a bit of black tape covering the brake warning light! People were also flying past me on the dual carriageway, even though I was doing 70mph! However, when I put my satnav in it I found that an indicated 70mph was actually 50mph, which explained why it seemed slow! But, it was cheap!

And another great song!

Just a one-off this time, but a great song IMHO.

Looks like I'm in for a banning then!

Anyone we know?