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We've just had them moaning about how difficult it is to conjugate the verb "to have". In english there's 2 options; Have or Has! None of this "ai, as, a, avez, avons, ont" Bullshit!

Is this a Linux distro? I think that I may have used it many years ago, when I dabbled a bit with Linux.

Unfortunately not, Marcel. I'm working hard on my French though! Another couple of years and I reckon that I'll be able to order a coffee in a café!

Speaking of learning another language, me and my buddy have been teaching some of the local French some English! That'll be 20 of them out of 2500 in our village, so I guess I'd better up the ante with my French then, otherwise I'd need to live to 10000 years old before we got all of them up to speed in English!

If you do get a cough and end up with a hernia we do not need to see any photos of it! Just putting this out there in case! Anyway, hopefully it doesn't hit you too hard.

Cheers Bob.

It was quite pleasant today, so I went for a little bimble up to Carcassonne. Popped into a bike dealer there for quick look around. Then took a different route back. The roads were fairly quiet too.

A proper dog, unlike my sister's 3 little rats! I hope that they can sort your girl out.

Yes, I don't get the association that slow = safe? The sans permis cars here are a bloody menace! Especially as I think that a lot of the drivers of them have lost their licences due to drink-driving! Obviously they don't need to worry about that anymore!

Listed 2 months ago!

Perfect for your missus' birthday! Do it!

Six is always bigging it up about becoming a moderator, but when the opportunity arises he runs the other way! Maybe he's seen how low the bar's been set, but it's still beyond his reach?

Buster Gonads!

I had one for work, but hated it! I guess that I've just got used to Android phones, as I've used them for years as my personal phones.

Exactly, although my preference would be to not buy any Apple shit in the first place!

Can you not get a lightening to 3.5mm adaptor and then buy some ear buds? Anyway, my phone may be a shit Chinese thing, but it's still got a 3.5mm jack socket!

Getting your bikini line done?

E-bikes mate, you know it makes sense!