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It's interesting that the rate has dropped dramatically since most of the holidaymakers here have fucked off! And there's not been any spike yet since the schools have gone back.

We've got 55.9 / 100000 in our department and 58.7 / 100000 nationally.

Nice bit of photoshop, Bob. Have you considered a career change?

Before anyone says about the topbox, I was on the way home from a shopping trip!

Oh, yeah, I forgot that important performance modification!

Same here, Pete.

This thread is getting too serious.......time to drag it back into the gutter!

Are people still wearing masks there, Pete?

Roadworn, and at no extra cost! Stick a brown seat cover on it and call it a cafe racer, it would be worth twice it's actual value at the bike shed!

Make sure it's got some fuel in it!

When I was a youngster the grandad of the kids next door trained Henry Cooper when he was first starting out. Their grandad lived in a small block of flats down the road and Henry and his brother (who lived a couple of streets away) used to visit from time to time. From memory I think the granddad's name was George Page. Henry and his brother were apparently always respectful.

Actually, we went to Beziers this morning, as my missus had an appointment with the cardiologist. Then we went to our local town for lunch and a beer. No shortage of that either. It's a repeat of the bog roll debacle of last year, though. If people didn't panic buy there wouldn't be a shortage.

Didn't see 1 queue today!

Oopppss!

Me too, Pete!

He also wrote "God Gave Rock'n'Roll to Us", which Kiss usually get credited for!

Does this sound familiar, Pete?

I stayed a few times in an hotel in Brighton that was co-owned by Chris Eubank. It wasn't unusual to see him swagger into the reception and pose in there for a bit, before he swaggered back out to his Hummer that he'd double parked outside.

Sounds like Ronnie James Dio on vocals?

Maybe a Dominatrix?

Well, when you close the A&E department and downgrade local hospitals to centralise the service it's only a matter of time before this happens! Coupled with the fact that people are rocking up at A&E because they can't get a GP appointment, you've got the perfect storm!