Tango

A guy I used to know always went for sports bikes and 1-piece leathers, but he was seriously slow! I'm not a speed merchant, but when he did come on a rideout even my missus was quicker than him. Then people would take the piss out of his chicken strips and he'd get the hump and go home! I really never understood why he was drawn to sports bikes.

Our health card goes inactive if it's not used for more than a year, but you can pop into a pharmacy and get them to update it, which keeps it active. I just did that this evening when I was in the pharmacy with my missus as she was picking up her regular prescription drugs. It's just short of a year since I last used it!

You only had half a top box worth of kebabs then?

So, you mugged the kebab delivery lad and now you're trying to flog his bike? Is business that slow?

Make a good second bike I reckon!

There'll be a few on here dusting off their passports!

DR650? Or something a bit lighter? Voge 300 Rally?

When I had my A4 Avant I could just rock up at my local Audi dealer and get them to fill the Ad Blu. Same price per litre as in the filling stations, but I didn't get my hands dirty! Didn't need to book an appointment either! Pretty good service really. I'm not sure if they still do it.

I hired a van a few years back, it had a bit of black tape covering the brake warning light! People were also flying past me on the dual carriageway, even though I was doing 70mph! However, when I put my satnav in it I found that an indicated 70mph was actually 50mph, which explained why it seemed slow! But, it was cheap!

And another great song!

Just a one-off this time, but a great song IMHO.

Looks like I'm in for a banning then!

Anyone we know?

Anyone spring to mind?

I am getting older though, Pete. Obviously not quite as decrepit as you yet, but..............

Groundhog day?

Don't he just! Brilliant guitarist though.

Maybe he was just having a bit of an episode and will calm down in a day or two? I missed the stuff leading up to it, so I can't comment on how it got to this, but I did like a lot of Marcel's input, even if I couldn't work out some of it!

Jethro Tull original from 1969, or Joe Bonamassa cover?

Aren't they all these days?