All Activity

It was a salt water crocodile actually ian.... can't you follow a story

He lives in the south where it is warmer, we don't get kangaroo this far north.

A kangaroo ? It's starting look like and episode of the twilight zone...

There was something about furniture and the spare room, computer being on a high shelf and there was a kangaroo.

I'd kick hith arth

Ya ya and their was another bit about being locked out of the shed ..your wife had taken the keys....you mean all that was... all malarkey ?

Thank God , for a second or two if though early dementia was setting in..

Who would come up with a cockamikey story like that ? I bet it was that fucking twat Buckster...? The dog and your father in law....

No there was no dog and no there was no father in law... you lot made that lot up, the camera is still on the aprilia and it has not been touched since I went to mallory park...

The dog was added in later to make the story better, you were not paying attention as the story wasn’t about you.

I might remember things differently...60 now my memory might not be has sharp has it was once was....didn't you move the memory card from the laptop cause your father in law was on visit and was using it ? And sometime in that confusion your dog ate the memory card ?

I've never had a dog

Talking like that could land you a fight with Jake Paul.

Put your dentures in...we can't understand a word...

Yeth I haff

Well I didn't get to loaded....trail police were in force lastnight, ran into two check points....

Anyway I'd smoke your arse on a 1/8 mile...

You know you would definitely increase your chances if you got that fucked up bat wing painted properly...just saying...do you care to tell us why it's painted like that ? Did you crash it ?