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In a small village just outside Dublin, Big Paddy, the not-so-bright farmer’s boy, wanted to earn a bit of extra cash over the summer. So he decided to offer his services around the village as a “handy man.” He knocked on the door of a fancy house and asked the owner, “Any odd jobs needin’ doin’?” The man thought for a moment and said, “Well, I could use someone to paint the porch. How much would you charge?” Paddy beamed. “How about £50?” “Deal!” said the man. “The white gloss paint and brushes are in the garage.” His wife, overhearing from the kitchen, whispered, “That's a lot of work - does he realize the porch goes all the way around the house?” The man shrugged. “Let’s not judge - it might teach the eejit a lesson.” A few hours later, Paddy knocked on the door again. “All done!” he said proudly. “And I even had enough paint left for two coats!” The man, impressed, handed him £50 and threw in a £10 tip. “Thanks very much!” said Paddy. “Oh - and by the way, it’s not a Porch... it’s a Mercedes.”

Ah you mean the gay thing ....ya I've decided to come out of the closet..who knows it might encourage a few on here.....to do the same ..lol....you may refer to me now has they and them...I identify now has a lesbien from Pakistan..

That's not what I was talking about

Im not dying from lung cancer...far from it...

You're finally out of the closet? Well done you it was a brave thing to do but you've done it now. You can now go buy that jeep you always dreamt about

We kinda figured this was getting out of hand and some might find it distasteful...so...I've deceided to come clear...

After giving it some though...after talking things over with Buck...wich he was 100 % a complicit in this plot by the way.....things got out of hands..and i spread the mayonnaise on to thick...has for the result of my CT scan....im really sorry to inform you that you are all stuck with me for another 40 years at least...lolololo...my lungs are completely clear and nothing was found ...so I decided to start smoking again...it was all a plot to get some sympathy votes for BOTM....and it was all Buckster's idea...

Yeah but they are selling those sort of bikes hand over fist. Bike nights are full of them. You don’t have to want one to see the way the wind is blowing.

Yeah Buckster said.

If plodding along is all you want to do I'm sure they are nice bikes but don't think I'd have one, not till I'm 90 at any rate

He was on about the ktm he's got, that was for the ktm not the combine harvester

oh yea...

Not just a shortage of commas

You have a pocket safe?

Hopefully you are reaching your limit then.

A man can only produce so much ....

That’s very un Canadian of you

I have...few pages back..lol.

He’s just playing hard to get.

Annoying and mean

Fair enough, that makes more sense just. Also I must admit that I neglected reading the previous 10 pages of pissing up the wall