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The Crimean war.

See i just go cold turkey but I always end up buying more baccy after a few weeks

they used them during the war then … I never knew .

Do you type in twat to find him on Facebook ?

Not at all, cigarettes are full of chemicals, good cigars are pure tobacco. Plus you inhale all that crap into your lungs.

I tried all sorts of ways and it never worked. Then one day I got my mind into gear and swore that I wouldn't carry on killing myself. Woke up the following morning and never smoked another.

How the hell did you exactly give up, I've tried many a time and I only smoke between 5 and 10 a day..... Well done for quitting

What a moron..are you on his F.B account ?...he doing streaks now in his hair...idiot looks like a skunk FFS ...

That is a Ferguson TE20 I learned to drive on one of those.

I was a smoker from about the age of 11 or 12 I used to pinch my mothers fags. I ended up smoking about 40 Marlboro a day from about 20 yrs old, I gave up smoking about 12 years ago when I got to 60 yrs old and havn't touched one since. I don't miss it at all.

highlights need doing sweet heart... .

The amount of times I've tried to stop smoking and I think the longest it lasted was 3 weeks.... Once a smoker always a smoker

And I hate to beack to you @Buckster but those Cuban penises that you smoke is 10 time worse than cigarettes...

What are you on about..I finished off my.last pack of cigarettes this morning ..

You don't tell the truth either.

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that, despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla says, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun." So they went back to her place and got comfortable. After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand." Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay." He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before. Then Sean says, 'Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......." "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun." Cilla complies with the routine. The results this time are absolutely mind blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks. "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer that much?" Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser, the f*cking b*tch stole ma wallet."

I didn't want to say it...but now that you mentioned it my little pirate ...right you might be...

Probably the 'Fake Viking appreciation society' ..........

He is a god dam flouncer