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Well I received an offer to take up a role in the United States on a more permanent basis.

So that's the big new...lol...what a cunt...lol.

So I'm sure you are all aware that the previous UK ambassador to the United States had to resign following his visits to Epstein island being revealed.

Very soon

There is obviously no announcement

Good for you, now show us

First I got to wash it and give it a good shine.......speaking of shine...has anyone ever heard of using furniture polish...like that pledge stuff..?

Any intress in the big reveal ? Its gonna make Buckster's fabulous news child's play...

Oops...I was having a flash back....in my case ...the Viking beard....

What hair?

Its something most can't comprehend...until you've riden on American roads with the rawness of a American V twin between your legs...without a helmet with your hair blowing in the wind....and having to fend off countless women has you ride by...

Yeh, lap it up...

Yes many of you don't understand this ...Me and Buckster are and elite group of bikers.....

I know what your thinking but Roland isn't a homosexual...lol.

Should I...do you want to do it..?

I'm not sure you will be able to handle it. Maybe I should wait a while.

I'm ready to make the announcement.

You might get a woman now instead of getting tea bagged by Roland.

Ok @Buckster I admit I was wrong...we can now be friends again...were the only two on this site that knows what biking is all about...the spirit of it all...open road...you know what Im talking about...

Its definitely out of oil.... Its going to go bang

I think I might be loosing my mind..ive bought a Harley, it's what you call a fuck around town bike...something you wouldn't want to ride further than your dining room table...the seat is literally made of wood..I think oak possibly..lol....suspension or if you want to call it lack of suspension...there's has to be something wrong with it...it's not leaking oil...ive got to check the levels...it just could be out of oil....